Did you see a barrow wight in the picture?
That old guy with white hair! Has he ever cut an oak tree with a metal tool? (Disqualifies you from druidship.) If he is a druid where is his golden sickle? (To harvest mistletoe!) If an arch druid, is he in charge of the Burning Man festival? Will they fill the “burning man” with criminals, just like the old days? Inquiring minds want to know!
I think that if you resurrect a dead religion, do it right! Human sacrifice and all! (Is he just looking for a drink? Is that why you want to be an “arch druid?”)
:’) His gig as a Santa Claus only lasts four weeks a year, he’s got to do something with the other eleven months. ;’)