I’m wondering how much money this father of five kids wasted on this stupidity.
I can think of any number of “surprises” that would have benefitted them more, and caused him less “embarrassment”. But, looks like he’s enjoying his 15 minutes, which reinforces my first impression of his idea of a good surprise for his five kids.
I think the fact that his 5th child is named “Paris” suggests that the gentleman has indulged in way too many Foster’s.
I wonder if Paris is a boy or girl. That could shed more light on the orientation question ...