Posted on 10/24/2007 8:17:42 PM PDT by Mo1
Uhhhh....no!
Will you invite us all?
You didn’t see Alf on BOR Friday?
He’s as cute as ever...
Well now see, you just never know how you might hit it off if you don’t “test the waters”.
Heh, I think you’ve been around long enough to know not to jump into anything too soon. LOL, the family is always ready to jump the gun,......as long as you don’t jump the shark! ;)
He was cute, and might be back too.
(Do you think I should offer Sweet my basement as a Honeymoon get away?)
Trust me. Y'all would be some of the first to know....and of course. But let's not get ahead of ourselves! There is, after all, more to life than shopping. 
Smaller head, too.
Like?
Cardy, have you tried Grannie’s Christmas cookie recipe?
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it’s best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.
Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Crown Royal.
Now s hift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
Make sure to put the stove in the dishwas her.
Cherry Mistmas!
Think, Nully. Think!
I’m laughing so hard I think I”m going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................
OMG!
About what?
MEN! 
Ok Gran I made a big error. I have just discovered that PowerPòint cannot embed MP3 music - it has to be WAV. So everything plays for me but you guys are out of luck. Now I have to find something to covert MP3.
Always something to mess up the unwary.
OMG - that does explain a lot of things about you know who.
I think I will try the Junior version. Got a driving test soon.
Did I mention that we ran into the BB while we were doing the candlelight tour of homes? I was real proud of him. He didn’t even say anything inappropriate.
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