Accused dentist claims breast rubs appropriate

The Associated Press ^ | 10-16-2007 | The Associated Press

[Westlander]

WOODLAND, Calif. - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain.

[Viking2002]

This dentist knows his business. You'd be amazed how many ex-girlfriends I had convinced that breast rubs were appropriate while I explored for 'cavities'.

Yes, I am a pig. >:-)

[Utah Binger]

ex Mormon Brethren ping

My teats are not big enough for that good old horny Mormon boy. You probably forgot that I was the National Dairy Judging Champion (FFA) in 1957. I know the anatomy of those lovely well-endowed critters.

[colorcountry]

I have squeezed a few teats in my day too. They were dangling from a Holstein or a Guernsey at the time however.

[Utah Binger]

Milked forty of those lovely registered Holstein maidens morning and night for about ten years. “Juice the Maidens” is the terminology.

[G Larry]

What’s the other 14 minutes for?

[G Larry]

Did you ask her, “Why are you slapping ‘him’ for the way you dress?”

[avacado]

"What’s the other 14 minutes for?"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Dawg!!!

[theDentist]

I highly recommend them... with or without a touch of merlot.

[rlmorel]

rotflmao!