Posted on 10/16/2007 2:18:28 PM PDT by Westlander
WOODLAND, Calif. - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.
Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain.
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Wonder if men have these jaw problems?
This reminds me of an old Playboy cartoon that depicts an elderly male doctor telling his totally nude, busty female patient: “All right, Miss Saunders, now let’s have a look at that hangnail.”
Please, either tell the truth, or freepmail me her office address and phone number :)
You get your happy ending there ? ;-D
Ah leave the Doctor alone....he only has polygamy syndrome.
If the defense can find any legitimate medical evidence that breast rubs lessen TMJ, they should ask this woman if her TMJ improved. Then the jury will draw the conclusion that she is a complainer and an idiot.
Can you give me the location of your doctor? I think I need a double check up!
[I’ll decline saying what my female orthopaedic dr. rubs for my bad knee.]
Your wee-knee?
Or “How long have you had this cold?”
A very creative defense! Not believable, of course. If he tried it with a certain female friend of mine he would find his drill turning around up his nose and his xray machine destroying his gonads.
I had a similar deal with a hair dresser. She would grind her crotch on my knuckles as my hands sat on the end of the arm rest. I wasn't about to move my hands. I must have been 12. Mom wondered why I always insisted on that particular one, since they all did pretty much the same job on my hair.
[When I was about 16 my barber hired this 20 something assistant. The things she would do to me with her leg as she reached for the top I just can’t say here. I never understood why she didn’t just lower the chair.]
About 10 years ago I was undergoing localized, intense radiation treatments for prostate cancer. The young lady that prepped me had to, of course, make me drop my pants. She did drape me with a small cloth however.
Well, one morning she was bending over me to set up the lead blocks. She had revealed a very nice cleavage and was particularly appealing that morning.
Strangely enough, and to my great embarrassment, the cloth began to rise.
Noting same, she took my unhooked belt and gave me (it) a little slap. DAMN!
I had a similar deal with a hair dresser. She would grind her crotch on my knuckles as my hands sat on the end of the arm rest. I wasn't about to move my hands. I must have been 12. Mom wondered why I always insisted on that particular one, since they all did pretty much the same job on my hair.
I had a similar deal with a hair dresser. She would grind her crotch on my knuckles as my hands sat on the end of the arm rest. I wasn't about to move my hands. I must have been 12. Mom wondered why I always insisted on that particular one, since they all did pretty much the same job on my hair.
No idea why that posted three times. Something to do with those “Temporarily Unavailable” pages that have been popping up lately, I suppose.
[Mom wondered why I always insisted on that particular one,]
Plunk your magic twanger, froggie???? (Big John and Sparky circa 1952)
Glad to hear that was still possible. Thought prostate cancer was usually the end of that.
[Glad to hear that was still possible. Thought prostate cancer was usually the end of that.]
Not right away. But nowwww....! From sturdy oak to weaping willow in 2 years.
Mormon Brethren ping.
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