Queen of the Quips might've been more a propos.
Posted on 10/16/2007 8:09:41 AM PDT by martin_fierro
Oscar Wilde crowned king of the quips
Sun Oct 14, 11:40 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Playwright Oscar Wilde, who even managed to mutter on his death bed "Either those curtains go or I do," was named in a poll on Monday as Britain's greatest wit.
He captured 20 percent of the vote, just two points ahead of comedian Spike Milligan, who had engraved on his tombstone the epitaph "I told you I was ill."
In the Top 10 of famous wits, wartime leader Winston Churchill made it to number five for his notorious putdowns.
When accused by Labour parliamentarian Bessie Braddock of being drunk, he said: "Bessie, you're ugly. And tomorrow morning I will be sober but you will still be ugly."
The playwright Noel Coward comes in at number seven, saying of humor: "Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade."
Former prime minister Margaret Thatcher, more renowned for her steely personality than her roustabout humor, was the highest ranked woman in the poll, taking 12th place.
She once quipped: "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."
The poll of 3,000 comedy fans was conducted to mark the launch of a new UKTV digital television channel called Dave under the banner "The home of witty banter."
Queen of the Quips might've been more a propos.
Quips to my Bloods.
He has nothing to declare but his GENIUS!!!
Is "quip" a British word for queer, like pooftah?
Trying to hide his gayness, Wilde married and took his "honeymoon" to Niagara Falls.
On his return, he was asked how were the Falls
"The Falls? They were the second most disappointing event of the honeymoon!"
Snippy quipper alert...
God: “Enoch, Enoch!”
Enoch: “Who’s there?”
Fwish and guips, guv’ner?
“I fink, therefore I am.”
— Joe Valachi
(Wilde: “I wish I had said that.”
Whistler: “You will, Oscar, you will.”)
With joke sites, humor blogs, etc., the Internet has become standard e-quipment...
The face that launched a thousand quips
URLs Gone Wilde.
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