Here’s one I did.
I was on a flight and had my laptop out. On the lap top I was doing one of those Learn Spanish on CD lessons.
The stewardess looked over my shoulder and said, “Learning Spanish?”
I responded, “Nope, bought this computer in Mexico and it’s the only language it speaks.”
Here’s your sign.
Here’s one that I did.
I hadn’t been dating my husband for long when we went to a neighborhood Italian restaurant. We’d been out all day and hadn’t eaten so we were pretty hungry. When we sat down the waitress said “Would you like menus?” So I said, “No, we’ll just eat the placemats.”
Hubby was embare-assed. I didn’t care, it was a STOO-PIT question!!