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To: Deaf Smith

Here’s one I did.

I was on a flight and had my laptop out. On the lap top I was doing one of those Learn Spanish on CD lessons.

The stewardess looked over my shoulder and said, “Learning Spanish?”

I responded, “Nope, bought this computer in Mexico and it’s the only language it speaks.”

Here’s your sign.


57 posted on 09/28/2007 8:40:10 AM PDT by CougarGA7
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To: CougarGA7

Here’s one that I did.

I hadn’t been dating my husband for long when we went to a neighborhood Italian restaurant. We’d been out all day and hadn’t eaten so we were pretty hungry. When we sat down the waitress said “Would you like menus?” So I said, “No, we’ll just eat the placemats.”

Hubby was embare-assed. I didn’t care, it was a STOO-PIT question!!


60 posted on 09/28/2007 9:06:04 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (hillery-rotten & her flying-monkeys in 08? OVER MY DEAD BODY, WiTcH!!)
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