Posted on 09/25/2007 12:17:46 PM PDT by cogitator
In an exclusive, stunning revelation, the actual paternity of Luke Skywalker has finally been discovered. Contrary to the claims and dramatizations of the life of the legendary hero, the link to Anakin Skywalker is now discovered to have been an elaborate cover-up to hide the truth, which has now, due to genetic testing, been brought to light.
The son
The true father 
Has he been to Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon?
The difference between 25 and 56. (With some hard Hollywood livin’ thrown in at some point no doubt.)
The ageing process is a horrifying spectacle. I just turned 61 several weeks back, and I am thinking of having all mirrors removed from my home. I’m fine now (much better off than old Luke there), but you never know when the downhill slide is going to begin. Better safe now than sorry later.
He did have a car crash right after filming the original movie that required considerable facial reconstruction.
"Darth, I am your Father!"
Everything I’ve read indicates he’s had a busy career and good family life (married since 1978 with 3 kids).
Apparently just a nice guy.
I can empathize with you, I get up every morning and see my grandfather looking back at me.
LEAVE LUKE ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE!! YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S BEEN THROUGH! HE LOST HIS AUNT AND UNCLE. HE KISSED HIS SISTER AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS USE HIS HOVERCRAFT AND MAKE MONEY OFF HIM!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE...
I know. It just struck me that the eyes and the shape of the mouth and the chin = Jabba. Nothing against Mark or "Star Wars".
Well, I demand restitution in the form of Carrie Fisher pics on Jabba’s barge!
Ooooh, that’s a tough one. My paternal grandfather looked like Wally Cox, my maternal grandfather like Don Corleone. My dad looked like Clark Gable. And I don’t look like any of them. Wierd, just wierd. Still, better than poor old Luke.
And he was orphaned at birth. OK, but the truth had to come out eventually. (grin)
Well, Jabba is a better actor than Anakin. Much wittier dialogue too.
“Well, Jabba is a better actor than Anakin.”
Isn’t everybody? ;)
Well, Ben Affleck might give him a run for the money.
It just gets kinkier!
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