Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Funny stuff! :)
More ‘joke like’ but Murphy would approve!
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it’s called golf.
When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said “I can do better than that!”
I’d live life in the fast lane but I am married to a
speed bump.
LOL!
Words to live by...;o)
Optimist’s version of Murphy’s Law:
If Murphy’s Law can go wrong, it will.
Number 8 would make a GREAT tagline!
Some of my faves: Finagle’s Law of Dynamic Negatives (also known as Finagle’s corollary to Murphy’s Law) is usually rendered:
Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment
One variant (known as O’Toole’s Corollary of Finagle’s Law) favored among hackers is a takeoff on the second law of thermodynamics (also known as entropy):
The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Hanlon’s Razor (or Hanlon’s Law) is a corollary of Finagle’s law. Hanlon’s Razor says “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”