1 posted on
09/19/2007 6:16:54 PM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL
D'OH Alert! Before robbing a building, check to make sure there are no cops around.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
2 posted on
09/19/2007 6:21:19 PM PDT by
goldstategop
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To: SmithL; Rennes Templar; LexBaird; Old Sarge; mikrofon; martin_fierro; speedy; Chena; trooprally; ...
They had no idea that the Antioch police K-9 unit was due for a training session at the building
Fetch me some handcuffs, Partner. This is going to dog these dolts the rest of their lives.
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4 posted on
09/19/2007 6:40:26 PM PDT by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: SmithL
....like the 2 dumb stick-up men, trying to rob a local (police) bar full of policemen.
5 posted on
09/19/2007 6:44:26 PM PDT by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you....Run, Fred, Run. :^)
To: SmithL
As a judge I know once said when he sentenced two unsuccessful burglars:
"You boys need to find a new line of work, 'cause you ain't no good at this burglary business!"
9 posted on
09/19/2007 7:21:26 PM PDT by
AnAmericanMother
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To: SmithL
... go into dangerous professions!
10 posted on
09/19/2007 7:22:52 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: SmithL
True story.
I used to work in cop shops years ago. One day a carload of thugs drove down the street and spotted a car they believed belonged to a rival of theirs. They pulled up behind the car parked in front of the cop shop and started beating the heck out of it, breaking all the glass, etc.
The thugs didn't realize they were in front of a cop shop full of the latest recruit class in there buying their new gear. Instantly the cop shop emptied out into the parking lot and each thug had 3 or 4 eager cops hanging on and twisting everything that would twist. We liked to died laughing.
16 posted on
09/19/2007 8:12:29 PM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: SmithL
“..in hopes of stealing copper wiring, police said.”
Don’t bring dykes to a dogfight? Oops, did I say that?
They’d have been a lot better off if they had Akita the door. Obviously they weren’t the sharpeist tools in the shed. Now they’ll be hounded by the cops for days.
23 posted on
09/19/2007 9:45:02 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: SmithL
Methinks some happy canine took a bite out of crime.
27 posted on
09/19/2007 10:15:02 PM PDT by
Carry_Okie
(There are people in power who are truly evil.)
30 posted on
09/19/2007 10:26:26 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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32 posted on
09/19/2007 10:29:03 PM PDT by
SunkenCiv
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To: SmithL
They ain’t that all unlucky. It could have been used by the fire department for training.
To: SmithL
The security cameras caught this local feline watching the perps...
38 posted on
09/20/2007 7:01:30 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
To: SmithL
After they were caught by the cops did they cop to copping the copper?
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