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DTG 111721Z SEP 07
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: SNIFF
RE: POST 1
1. PERIMETER SENSORS ALERTED OF SUSPECTED TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO AND RECOMMENDING LEVEL ONE SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEP FORUM (S.N.I.F.F.).
3. ALL LEMENTS WILL BE PREPARED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” ON ORDER.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT CONFIRM/DENY TO FREEPNORAD AS AVAILABLE. WATCH NCOIC WILL COORDINATE COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: CHEESE-MOOSE.
6. ANALYST COMMENT: DUE TO THE INCREASED ACTIVITY FROM PERIMETER SENSORS AND WATCH REPORTS, WATCH NCOIC IS RECOMMENDING INCREASING ALERT LEVEL TO ZOTCON TWO EFFECTIVE THIS DTG. ALL ELEMENTS ARE ENCOURAGED TO CONDUCT SECURITY PATROLS AND SUPPLEMENT PERIMETER REPORTS AS NEEDED.
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DTG 111818Z SEP 07
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: SNIFF CONFIRMED
RE: SNIFF
1. DEARBORNISTAN MONITORING STATION CONFIRMS PRESENCE OF LOW GRADE DRIVE-BY TROLL IN FREEPER AOR ALPHA. TROLL ID’D AS “USEFUL IDIOT” CLASS.
2. ACKNOWLEDGE CODE VICTOR-KILO.
3. RECOMMEND TO FREEPNORAD ZOTCON I AND CONTINUED WATCH FOR TROLL ATCIVITY THIS DATE-TIME DUE TO TROLL/MOONBAT INSANITY CONNECTED TO SAME.
4. J2 REPORT: EXPECT INSANE CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND COWARDLY CALLS FOR 'UNDERSTANDING' OF AND SURRENDER TO ISLAMOFASCIST ENEMIES WHO STATE CLEAR INTENTIONS TO KILL/SUBJEGATE ALL 'INFIDELS'. INSANITY EXPECTED TO CONTINUE THROUGH THIS DATE-TIME.
5. REQUEST PERMISSION TO ARM ALL WARHEADS AND REMOVE ALL LAUNCH SAFETIES. ALL SILOS FUELED. WE ARE AT ZOTCON II.
6. AWAITING LAUNCH AUTHORIZATION COUNTERSIGN.
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