Well, Hell, Boy, my ex is a pillar of her church! If I run into any of those churchy folks in Walmart, they look at me as though I was the antichrist! I was married, and faithful, for 26 years, 26 damned horny years, she had more damn excuses not to grab my ass and love me than Carter has names for Liver Pills. Not long ago, before my health failed, I had a younger girl friend out here, my ex went ballistic, told me I was living in sin, and, I told her, “Oh, well, one day soon I’m gonna die, and now I will die with the memory of making love to a woman, who really gives a shit”!
Nah, the church ladies are wrong about you being like the anti-christ. He would have got more action for those 26 years . . . ; )