“I’ve got the TV remote, she’s got the camera”.
And, you are Pussy Whipped, and I reckon my time has come to shut up for a while.
What you should do is haul the damned TV out the door, and dump it in the creek, before it’s too late! Then, you need to load your kid up, and get away from the Janie Fonda wannabee as fast as you can. Hell, I don’t expect you will, if it means giving up TV! Can you even imagine life without CATV?