[tdscpa]

Fifty million pounds to get rid of a wife. Then he spends 50 pounds or so to get another one. He made his money playing golf. Since that is over, he should have spent 50 pounds on an accounting or economics course before jumping back in to matrimony.

I hope he spent a bunch on a lawyer and a pre-nupt. A few more of those divorce settlements, he will have to shed his fancy yacht, and sell his golf clubs.

I hope the next lady friend I acquire for fifty million pounds is younger than his!

[Erasmus]

Like you, I’m sure I could acquire a fifty-million-pound girlfriend.

Of course it wouldn’t be her cost, it’d be her weight.