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Ants won't die in microwave!(total vanity)
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Posted on 09/07/2007 6:47:09 PM PDT by mickeylee

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To: SamAdams76

The ant doesn’t have enough mass to make much of an impact. Dropping one from orbit however would be a different matter altogether.


41 posted on 09/07/2007 7:15:01 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: Sue Perkick
I use hairspray for spiders. Extra Hold.

When I worked at a machine shop, we had problems with wasps and hornets. We tried that wasp and hornet killer pesticide but it didn't work out that well. The best stuff we found to use was Gunk Engine-Brite. This stuff is great. It immediately dissolves their wings, so they wind up flying like a brick.

Mark

42 posted on 09/07/2007 7:15:52 PM PDT by MarkL (Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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To: mickeylee
Is your Mocrowave plugged in?
43 posted on 09/07/2007 7:16:05 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: mickeylee
Maybe they built up a tolerance when you only nuked them for 15 seconds, then hardened that tolerance with each incremental radiation treatment.

There were movies warning us about this in the 50s. Have they grown to the size of gerbils yet?


44 posted on 09/07/2007 7:16:53 PM PDT by Cvengr (The violence of evil is met with the violence of righteousness, justice, love and grace.)
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To: doorgunner69
As kids, we had great fun with large magnifying glasses and anthills

Smoke them with death rays.


45 posted on 09/07/2007 7:17:31 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: MarkL

Wicked! I’ll have to try that.


46 posted on 09/07/2007 7:17:53 PM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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To: OCC
Wow. You can google the answer to almost anything. However, that article didn’t explain why one would want to use a microwave that had ants in it.

Eewwwww!

47 posted on 09/07/2007 7:20:20 PM PDT by Samwise (Official Fred Head)
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To: Samwise

Google cant answer everything!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=why+one+would+want+to+use+a+microwave+that+had+ants+in+it&btnG=Google+Search


48 posted on 09/07/2007 7:26:35 PM PDT by OCC
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To: BenLurkin
You do realize that the ones who survive will grow to the size of bulldozers, don’t you.

Yeah! And James Arnez saved our butts last time! But he's dead!

WE'RE DOOMED!

49 posted on 09/07/2007 7:27:31 PM PDT by uglybiker (relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)
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To: OCC

ROTFLMAO


50 posted on 09/07/2007 7:32:06 PM PDT by Samwise (Official Fred Head)
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To: mickeylee

Thanks for the tip!! I’m going to get rid of the cat so we won’t get ants!!


51 posted on 09/07/2007 7:32:23 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: mickeylee

Cool. But I have to ask. You would have fed nuked ants to your kitty? I guess cats eat worse but my first thought feeding your cat baked ants! Second, please make sure the stuff is not too hot before you give it the food.


52 posted on 09/07/2007 7:33:55 PM PDT by hophead ( "Enjoy Every Sandwich")
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To: deport

“Next time use a sealable container,”

Yes, it holds the heat in and steams the ants!!!!!


53 posted on 09/07/2007 7:35:13 PM PDT by hophead ( "Enjoy Every Sandwich")
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To: silentreignofheroes

“Roaches can survive a Nuclear Blast”

And the Clintons survive campaign finance scandal after scandal!!!


54 posted on 09/07/2007 7:39:00 PM PDT by hophead ( "Enjoy Every Sandwich")
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To: mickeylee
I could see where a guy wouldn’t want to waste a $3 bag of cat food. So I’ve developed a 5 step plan to rid pet food of ants.

1) Pour the cat food into a colander and rinse with lukewarm water until the ants are gone.

2) Then take the moist cat food and mush it into a giant loaf.

3) Microwave until hard (about 2 minutes) and allow it to cool.

4)Then use a bread slicer or a chainsaw to cut the cat food loaf into thin slices.

5)Use a hammer or a coffee cup to smash the slices back into edible morsels.

55 posted on 09/07/2007 7:39:28 PM PDT by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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To: cripplecreek
The ant doesn’t have enough mass to make much of an impact. Dropping one from orbit however would be a different matter altogether.

It would burn up on re-enter.
56 posted on 09/07/2007 7:41:28 PM PDT by Jaysun (It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
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To: BARLF

“Spray em with 409.”

Even better and less use of chemicals. Get a sprayer bottle and mix about 1 part regular dish soap to 10 parts water. stir gently. Spray directly on ants. They crawl about 1/2 inch and die. Then just wipe clean.


57 posted on 09/07/2007 7:41:59 PM PDT by hophead ( "Enjoy Every Sandwich")
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To: Jaysun

Like an ity bity meteor. LOL


58 posted on 09/07/2007 7:42:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: hophead

What do you do with the soapy cat food? You can’t feed it to the cats!


59 posted on 09/07/2007 7:43:18 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: doorgunner69

Yea....unless given the chance again huh?


60 posted on 09/07/2007 7:44:14 PM PDT by hophead ( "Enjoy Every Sandwich")
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