Beer for breakfast Two Bit?

9-7-07 | Normy

[normy]

Ok I am bored with fake Bin Laden and Ron Paul and its Friday.

List any quotes about beer, famous movie lines involving beer, famous beer movies, or historical beer quotes. Its Friday 5:01 Texas time and "these pretzels are making me thirsty!"

By the way the title is a line from the movie "The Outsiders from C Thomas Howells character to Emilio Esteves character. For some reason the line stuck with me.

[Petronski]

You left out what is, for my money, the best Homer Simpson beer quote:

Ah, beer! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[normy]

Songs should be included and that picture of the hot girls at Oktobefest.

[johnny7]

I'd sell my soul for a lousy glass of beer... ”

[normy]

LOL!

[Mr. Blonde]

Probably my favorite exchange from Smokey and the Bandit:

Bandit: Hold on, Now just wait a minute - why do you need all that beer for?

Little Enos: Because he’s thirsty, dummy!

“People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.” - Capital Brewery

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” - Dean Martin

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra

How is sex in a canoe like Bud Light?
They are both f’n close to water.

[txroadkill]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=let30-yW39w

When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer,
I purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen, when I was 17.

[normy]

Cousin Eddie: I bet you could go for a cool one Clark.

Clark: Now your talkin Eddie

Eddie hands half full beer he was drinking to Clark and cracks himself a fresh one.

Vacation

[dynachrome]

“Brewed far away or maybe near
I will always taste your beer
Water barley hops make suds
Transforms strangers into buds
Sing a song and raise your glass
And hook up some comely lass
We’re here for beer we proudly shout!
Ale, lager, bock and stout.”

credit to freeper steveo

[SlidingW]

From Bad News Bears: “He aint dead. He’s drunk.”

[Petronski]

Jake: Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight.
Bob: Oh, yeah, two hundred dollars . . . and you boys drank three hundred dollars worth of beer.

[CJ Wolf]

fom beerfest:
Steve “Fink” Finklestein: Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn’t remember anything. But when I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published.

Landfill: Where?

Steve “Fink” Finklestein: In Maxim Magazine under the tile of “E=MC Hammered”.

[ansel12]

Cool Hand Luke,

especially the opening when he had that Luke smile, the church key hanging off his neck, and he was cutting the heads off parking meters while sipping on Long necks.

[llevrok]

You don't buy beer. You rent it! - anon.

[SamAdams76]

Well I woke up Sunday morning, With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt. And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, So I had one more for dessert. Then I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt. An' I shaved my face and combed my hair, An' stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.

- Kris Kristofferson lyric (made famous by Johnny Cash)

[Leo Farnsworth]

You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

[MarkL]

Famous beer movies? There's only one...

"Take off you hoser!

Mark