Shazam! Wow, I would have never been able to figure that out without a $3 million grant from the US Government.
In other studies, men get less picky when they are drunk.
Ted Kennedy will drink shoe polish after the scotch runs out.
etc...
Beer Goggles!
“Men go for good looks.”
Well, Duh! lol That survey was the result of a 3 million dollar grant, you say? Well, Double-Duh!! Let me offer, once again, my own proposal to conduct a study to determine why people drink water. And I will only require a 2 million dollar grant. In the world of government grants, mine seems like a pretty good deal. :)