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Quirkies: Wife's Handy Solution
orange.co.uk ^ | 08/31/07 | Unknown

Posted on 08/31/2007 10:06:49 AM PDT by Froufrou

Jiang Ming of Chengdu city promised his wife, He Ling, that he would not go on the internet anymore, and would instead spend more time at home to take care of their newborn son.

But after a short time he started to sneak into nearby internet cafes again to have video chats with girls.

"I was on the internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving," says Jiang Ming.

"Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out."

In court, the husband pleaded with the judge to release his wife, since he was to blame for breaking his promise.

The court has adjourned and will announce its verdict on another date, reports Chongqing Evening News.


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"Coming dear!" [thud]
1 posted on 08/31/2007 10:06:51 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou

A Chinese wife has cut off her husband’s right hand because of his internet addiction.

You missed this part of the story.


2 posted on 08/31/2007 10:09:19 AM PDT by linn37 (Phlebotomists need love too.)
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To: Froufrou

Meh, it didn’t happen in THAILAND!!!!


3 posted on 08/31/2007 10:17:09 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: Froufrou

Can I give you a hand dear?


4 posted on 08/31/2007 10:31:19 AM PDT by Greg F (Duncan Hunter is a good man.)
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To: JRios1968; Greg F

I know! Close, though!

Wouldn’t you be day-um scared to eat her food???


5 posted on 08/31/2007 10:37:03 AM PDT by Froufrou
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To: Froufrou

Good thing that she’d never heard of Lorena Bobbit.


6 posted on 08/31/2007 10:59:52 AM PDT by MarkBsnr (V. Angelus Domini nuntiavit Mariae. R. Et concepit de Spiritu Sancto.)
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To: Froufrou

Fortunately, many (most?) people use the internet one-handed anyway.


7 posted on 08/31/2007 11:02:09 AM PDT by Sloth (You being wrong & me being closed-minded are not mutually exclusive.)
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To: Froufrou

I would be scared of her...


8 posted on 08/31/2007 11:32:46 AM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: Froufrou

I read the headline as:

“Quickies: A wife’s handy solution”

And I got a completely different idea about what this story was going to be about ...

And I also wondered why the discovery of that particular “solution” would be newsworthy.

H


9 posted on 08/31/2007 3:00:23 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("Don't worry. History will get it right ... and we'll both be dead." - George W. Bush to Karl Rove)
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