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MORFORD: My Life With Jenna Bush
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| 8/22/7
| Mark Morford
Posted on 08/22/2007 7:57:11 AM PDT by SmithL
What's it like to be married to the booze-friendly, party-ready Bush twin? A vision -
Jenna Bush, President and Laura Bush's daughter, is engaged, the White House announced Thursday. Jenna Bush, 25, is marrying Henry Hager, 28, a former White House aide who used to work with Karl Rove. His father, John Hager, is the chairman of the Virginia Republican Party. (CNN)
I got her trained just right. She brings me a steady supply of cold Bud Lights while I chill on the La-Z-Boy watching the Nationals game on the plasma. Here's a funny: After any home run, I'll down whatever's left of my beer and suck in a big mouthful of air and then belch her name really, really slowly and blow it right in her face. "Oh my God that is so gross!" she squeals, and then totally cracks up and makes that funny snorting noise and goes to get us both another beer. Man, I love being married. . . .
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lookatmelookatme; markmorford; morford; morfordite; sanfranciscovalues
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Morfordite Alert
You've been warned!
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posted on
08/22/2007 7:57:14 AM PDT
by
SmithL
To: SmithL
That’s one disgusting article. The BARF alert should have been in the headline.
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posted on
08/22/2007 7:59:23 AM PDT
by
madison10
To: SmithL
This Morford guy sure is a hateful creep!
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:00:28 AM PDT
by
Ken522
To: SmithL
She’s marrying a former White House aide who worked with Karl Rove? Good....here’s hoping they raise a lot of “magnificent bastards” like Henry’s mentor.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:01:17 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(To Congress and Mr. President: This is OUR country, and don't you forget it!)
To: NRA1995
I hope they breed a horde of Uberchildren that rule America and destroy liberal twerps like Morford!
What a hateful little scumbag. I am sure he would be furious if someone brought up Chelsea’s cocaine addiction and love of Meisterbrau in the back of an astroturfed El Camino!
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:04:53 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(1-21-09 Hillary starts to destroy America!)
To: SmithL
Wow, if the rest of the article is anything like the excerpt then this disgusting Sodomite must get his creative ideas from the same foul place he gets his jollies off.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:05:34 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(Fred Thompson 2008! Taking America Back for Conservatives!)
To: SmithL
Have you ever noticed that you never learn a thing about any subject from Morford’s op-eds except what a foul freak he is? Sort of like a male version of MoDo.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:06:40 AM PDT
by
Cecily
To: SmithL
that was a seriously lame attempt. Is that what libs think is funny? Is this Morford character paid to write? Aside from his childish politics, he is a sorry writer.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:09:18 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
To: cdcdawg; madison10; Cecily; Holicheese; VRWCmember; Ken522; NRA1995; ontap
There's a reason that I include Morford in the headline. The sad part is that he really does speak for a lot of San Franciscans.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:15:15 AM PDT
by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: SmithL
There's a reason that I include Morford in the headline. The sad part is that he really does speak for a lot of San Franciscans.Never heard of Morford until today. Didn't help me...LOL
To: SmithL
This man is twisted with insane, unfocused anger. I wonder if he has rabies.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:19:38 AM PDT
by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
To: dashing doofus
Rabies? More like extreme Bush Derangement Syndrome.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:21:17 AM PDT
by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: SmithL; All
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:23:09 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: SmithL
“...I’ve been burning pages of the U.S. Constitution in my bathtub and blasting gay people and women and pretty much all of humanity with my giant death-ray laser. Wait a sec, this is Karl Rove’s dream!”
I have to admit, this part is funny, though I doubt he intended it as self-parody. That IS what a large portion of the Left thinks.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:23:16 AM PDT
by
cdcdawg
To: SmithL
How old is this Morford guy??
because he writes like he is still an immature idiot still stuck in High School
And the San Francisco Chronicle is pretty pathetic to allow this trash to be printed
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:27:56 AM PDT
by
Mo1
( http://www.gohunter08.com)
To: Cecily
” a steady supply of cold Bud Lights”
Morford: No taste, less class.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:29:36 AM PDT
by
dblshot
To: SmithL
Serious question: Do they actually put this in the printed edition of the San Francisco Chronicle? The one they deliver to people’s houses and put in racks on the street? I really want to know.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:39:10 AM PDT
by
Auntie Mame
(Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)
To: SmithL
Q: How much feedback/mail do you typically get after a column is published? And what's the ratio between mail from your fans vs. those who hate you?A: All depends on the column. A particularly pointed anti-Bush anti-war column will get me gobs of sneering hate mail, mostly from the delirious, hardcore psychopatriots at freerepublic.com or lucianne.com or andrewsullivan.com, et al, where they post chunks of my column in their discussion forums, along with my e-mail address, and encourage each other to flame me, usually in the cutest sort of monosyllabic, ragingly homophobic, horribly syntaxed, misspelled sort of way. Makes me proud to be an American. My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:43:14 AM PDT
by
johnny7
("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
To: VRWCmember
I read somewhere in the last couple of days ago that this pansy won some sort of journalistic award for being a pansy-@ssed, hissy, foaming at the mouth rumpranger. Apparently he’s trying to win another one.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:46:50 AM PDT
by
Theresawithanh
(Al sez: "In fact, you can even reduce your carbon emissions to zero." Arafat has, maybe Castro, too.)
To: SmithL
Lots of interesting replies in the comments section.....
I should email this to Bill O’ to see if he will pick up on it.
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posted on
08/22/2007 8:47:42 AM PDT
by
shbox
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