I’m glad that she never loved me.
Zero.
Amount of corroborating evidence of Matt Winkler's supposed "abuse", period?
Zero.
Collective IQ of the jury?:
The sum of the previous two.
Hmmm...I detect another uplifting Lifetime movie of the week in the making...
High-Heel SneakersPut on your red dress baby,
'Cause we're going out to night.
Put on your red dress baby,
'Cause we're going out to night.
You better wear some boxing gloves
In case a fool might wanna fight.Put on your high-heel sneakers,
Wear your wig hat on your head.
Put on your high-heel sneakers,
Wear your wig hat on your head.
I'm pretty sure now baby
'Cause you know, you're gonna knock 'em dead.Put on your high-heel sneakers,
Wear your wig hat on your head.
Put on your high-heel sneakers,
Wear your wig hat on your head.
Well I'm pretty sure now darling
'Cause you know you're gonna knock 'em dead.
Ah, I'm so happy for her. </sarcasm>