[Bloody Sam Roberts]

It’s a joke folks.

Indeed. Some of the other headlines at this site:

Pentagon Leaks Canadian Invasion Plans

Sectarian Church To Invest In Gaydar

Running With Scissors Now Federal Offense

Australia Now An Island, Greenland Miffed

Army Successfully Tests F-Bomb

[fatnotlazy]

Thanks. Those are hysterical. My favorite about the army dropping the F bomb — my eyesight isn’t what it used to be, so that could have been easy to believe if I wasn’t really reading. LO:

Thanks again — you made my day. :)