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****THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD****
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Posted on 08/17/2007 7:53:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

 

Computer Problem Report Form

1. Describe your problem: ____________________________________________________________________________________

2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ________________________________________________________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________________________________________________________

4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__

5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Strange Smell__

6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

10. Have you had "a friend" who "Knows all about computers" try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

11. Did they make it even worse? Yes__

12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe__ No__

14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself. __________________________________________________________

17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ____________________________________________

l8. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in? _______________________________________________________

l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR?__

21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work? Yes__ No__

24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet__

27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me? Yes__

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"
~ Marilyn Pittman

 



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: computers; fridaysilliness; ofst
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To: r-q-tek86
Or maybe some other snack ideas:





And something to hold the snacks...

41 posted on 08/17/2007 8:25:03 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

42 posted on 08/17/2007 8:26:11 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Lucky9teen
I like these computers...

McIntosh....

43 posted on 08/17/2007 8:26:47 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: SmithL
I'm trying to get my extreme ergonomic set up going...


44 posted on 08/17/2007 8:26:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

45 posted on 08/17/2007 8:27:03 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("I shall need the clankers.")
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To: r-q-tek86

46 posted on 08/17/2007 8:27:43 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Lucky9teen
Or...for those who don't want to get out of bed...

47 posted on 08/17/2007 8:28:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Please, there is no plant I cannot kill, and I have enough computer problems already.

On the other hand, beer and I get along perfectly well.


48 posted on 08/17/2007 8:28:36 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: nuke rocketeer

49 posted on 08/17/2007 8:29:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: CholeraJoe

50 posted on 08/17/2007 8:29:42 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: BJClinton

51 posted on 08/17/2007 8:30:46 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: arbooz

That’s AWESOME!!!!!


52 posted on 08/17/2007 8:31:23 AM PDT by USMCWife6869 (Godspeed Sand Sharks.)
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To: Lucky9teen; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...

53 posted on 08/17/2007 8:31:48 AM PDT by tomkow6 (........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
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To: CholeraJoe

54 posted on 08/17/2007 8:32:51 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Lucky9teen

Wait, I think those are my dogs.


55 posted on 08/17/2007 8:33:53 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("I shall need the clankers.")
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To: nuke rocketeer
Headset Bargains...

56 posted on 08/17/2007 8:34:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: Lucky9teen; najida; fredhead; shbox; BJClinton; r-q-tek86

57 posted on 08/17/2007 8:34:28 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: Lucky9teen

58 posted on 08/17/2007 8:36:09 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: tomkow6
It's a good thing MicroSoft doesn't make watches


59 posted on 08/17/2007 8:36:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
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To: Lucky9teen

60 posted on 08/17/2007 8:36:24 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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