[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

The couple needed money to leave town, so they stole a 2000 Mercury Sable on Aug. 8 from the Jeepers Gin Mill

It just lacks the romantic wistfulness of a lovestruck young couple stowing away on a train to join the circus...

These Zorros are Zeroes. Perhaps they were going to cut and run?


Funners & Punners
ping list PING!
(see keyword FReePun)

If anyone wants either on or off of this list,
you must be out of your minds....

Qualification to merit addition to this ping list is merely the willingness to inflict devastating, family-safe pun-ishment upon the sense of humor of others, in hopes that THEY will be tolerant....

[Enterprise]

These two are definitely not a cut above the average dull blades in the crime world. I’m surprised they didn’t try to escape on a chopper.

[dynachrome]

“from the Jeepers Gin Mill”
Sounds like my kind of place!

[mikrofon]

The couple needed money to leave town, so they stole a 2000 Mercury Sable

You'd think they would have swiped a different vehicle, like a Buick LeSabre or Olds Cutlass.

At least their caper was foiled before they could get away and try to fence anything...

[Larry Lucido]

They stole a Sable? They should have stoled a Le Sabre.

[yorkie]

"Gimme all the money in your register! And, Oh! Gimme all your canned cat food and crackers! We're gonna party hardy!"

[potlatch]

Watch out for;

SAMURAI SQUIRREL

[NicknamedBob]

Don’t ever bring a samurai sword to a

“He buys a gun and he steals a car,
He tries to run but he don’t get far ...”

reenactment ceremony.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

So basically, you’re saying that Ferreri stole a Sable from Jeepers using Le Saber?

[I Drive Too Fast]

From the article Police arrested the couple after a Plover officer remembered seeing several samurai swords in their apartment when he responded to a domestic disturbance call in May.

If you plan to rob a station
make sure your past is clean
if not you'll soon notice
a policeman you have previously seen

Not the sharpest individuals now are they.

[StarCMC]

Ping.

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[dixiechick2000]

LOL!

Those two aren’t very sharp, are they...;o)

[SunkenCiv]

:’)

[skinkinthegrass]

Perhaps they were going to cut and run?

LOL!....if they don't have the training to use an Samurai sword.....they're just hackers.
(swords//butterknifes/hockeys sticks/cricket..baseball bats :)....they can still kill....just w/o the precision