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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; TornadoAlley3; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
The couple needed money to leave town, so they stole a 2000 Mercury Sable

You'd think they would have swiped a different vehicle, like a Buick LeSabre or Olds Cutlass.

At least their caper was foiled before they could get away and try to fence anything...

8 posted on 08/16/2007 6:30:56 PM PDT by mikrofon (Puns -- 's wordplay)
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To: mikrofon

Touché!


10 posted on 08/16/2007 6:41:29 PM PDT by dighton
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To: mikrofon; NormsRevenge; martin_fierro; Larry Lucido; Enterprise

O thou of rapier wit, well done.

The Sable stole was no mink, which is what most women pre-fur when they are fashion accessories to a crime.

I understand the engine was a Swiss Army Light Saber unit with eight blades (A Lacerate).


11 posted on 08/16/2007 6:54:39 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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