What the ....?
I have to wonder if it was a " hold my beer " moment?
1 posted on
08/16/2007 3:52:18 AM PDT by
csvset
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Wanted for questioning in connection with a recent shooting.

2 posted on
08/16/2007 3:56:31 AM PDT by
kinoxi
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I heard the turtle was seen with a Longneck as well.
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A man has to be red-eyed to shoot himself in the foot, over a turtle no less.
4 posted on
08/16/2007 4:04:10 AM PDT by
Graymatter
( Fort Knox needs an audit.)
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Hehehe...
I love these stories.
5 posted on
08/16/2007 4:07:01 AM PDT by
shekkian
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....like a frightened turtle...
6 posted on
08/16/2007 4:07:54 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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Many are the casualties from stray shell fire.
7 posted on
08/16/2007 4:15:45 AM PDT by
tlb
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It was later learned that the man was freaked out when the turtle said: “Hi, I’m Bill Slowsky, have you seen my wife”?
8 posted on
08/16/2007 4:16:11 AM PDT by
RetSignman
(DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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9 posted on
08/16/2007 4:16:22 AM PDT by
tioga
(Instead of "finding" yourself -- CREATE yourself!)
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Ohio State grad no doubt.
10 posted on
08/16/2007 4:19:21 AM PDT by
TheRake
(Still Taxed to death in Michigan....it's getting worse.....and worse)
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Bet he wore a “Too Drunk to Fish” t-shirt to the ER.
11 posted on
08/16/2007 4:20:29 AM PDT by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
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Man: "Wow! Check out that turtle! It looks just like my Wolverine boots!"
Turtle: "TeeHee, teehee! Ha ha ha ha ha! Bye..."
12 posted on
08/16/2007 4:21:00 AM PDT by
Edgar3
(Steve Spurrier for President!)
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His name was Slowfoot Marlin —— now to be known as Slowerfoot Marlin.
13 posted on
08/16/2007 4:31:49 AM PDT by
Uncle Chip
(TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
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Turtles are slow but, this guy was a *hare* off on his aim.
17 posted on
08/16/2007 4:46:22 AM PDT by
wolfcreek
(2 bad Tyranny, Treachery and Treason never take a vacation...)
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Probably a barney trainee!!!
18 posted on
08/16/2007 5:01:15 AM PDT by
org.whodat
(What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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22 posted on
08/16/2007 5:24:06 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(All I know about Minnesota, I learned from Garrison Keilor..................)
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Could be a 2d Amendment moment. lol
23 posted on
08/16/2007 5:28:39 AM PDT by
verity
(Muhammed and Harry Reid are Dirt Bags)
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Never bring a gun to a turtle fight.
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Arresting him after shooting himself... Talk about adding insult to injury..
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Why was he shooting it in the first place? Was it threatening him in some way?
31 posted on
08/16/2007 8:14:42 AM PDT by
lesser_satan
(Fred Thompson '08)
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Serves him right for A) trying to shoot a turtle (I like turtles) and B) being a big enough idiot to MISS.
32 posted on
08/16/2007 8:47:23 AM PDT by
Dan Middleton
(Radio...Free...Mars)
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