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I have to wonder if it was a " hold my beer " moment?

1 posted on 08/16/2007 3:52:18 AM PDT by csvset
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Wanted for questioning in connection with a recent shooting.
2 posted on 08/16/2007 3:56:31 AM PDT by kinoxi
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I heard the turtle was seen with a Longneck as well.


3 posted on 08/16/2007 4:03:36 AM PDT by DainBramage
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A man has to be red-eyed to shoot himself in the foot, over a turtle no less.


4 posted on 08/16/2007 4:04:10 AM PDT by Graymatter ( Fort Knox needs an audit.)
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Hehehe...

I love these stories.

5 posted on 08/16/2007 4:07:01 AM PDT by shekkian
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....like a frightened turtle...

6 posted on 08/16/2007 4:07:54 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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Many are the casualties from stray shell fire.


7 posted on 08/16/2007 4:15:45 AM PDT by tlb
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It was later learned that the man was freaked out when the turtle said: “Hi, I’m Bill Slowsky, have you seen my wife”?


8 posted on 08/16/2007 4:16:11 AM PDT by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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Killer Turtle? LOL


9 posted on 08/16/2007 4:16:22 AM PDT by tioga (Instead of "finding" yourself -- CREATE yourself!)
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Ohio State grad no doubt.


10 posted on 08/16/2007 4:19:21 AM PDT by TheRake (Still Taxed to death in Michigan....it's getting worse.....and worse)
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Bet he wore a “Too Drunk to Fish” t-shirt to the ER.


11 posted on 08/16/2007 4:20:29 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
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Man: "Wow! Check out that turtle! It looks just like my Wolverine boots!"
Turtle: "TeeHee, teehee! Ha ha ha ha ha! Bye..."
12 posted on 08/16/2007 4:21:00 AM PDT by Edgar3 (Steve Spurrier for President!)
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His name was Slowfoot Marlin —— now to be known as Slowerfoot Marlin.


13 posted on 08/16/2007 4:31:49 AM PDT by Uncle Chip (TRUTH : Ignore it. Deride it. Allegorize it. Interpret it. But you can't ESCAPE it.)
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Turtles are slow but, this guy was a *hare* off on his aim.


17 posted on 08/16/2007 4:46:22 AM PDT by wolfcreek (2 bad Tyranny, Treachery and Treason never take a vacation...)
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Probably a barney trainee!!!


18 posted on 08/16/2007 5:01:15 AM PDT by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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22 posted on 08/16/2007 5:24:06 AM PDT by Red Badger (All I know about Minnesota, I learned from Garrison Keilor..................)
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Could be a 2d Amendment moment. lol


23 posted on 08/16/2007 5:28:39 AM PDT by verity (Muhammed and Harry Reid are Dirt Bags)
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Never bring a gun to a turtle fight.


25 posted on 08/16/2007 5:41:11 AM PDT by relictele
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Arresting him after shooting himself... Talk about adding insult to injury..


30 posted on 08/16/2007 6:49:53 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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Why was he shooting it in the first place? Was it threatening him in some way?


31 posted on 08/16/2007 8:14:42 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Fred Thompson '08)
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Serves him right for A) trying to shoot a turtle (I like turtles) and B) being a big enough idiot to MISS.


32 posted on 08/16/2007 8:47:23 AM PDT by Dan Middleton (Radio...Free...Mars)
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