Posted on 08/09/2007 2:31:05 PM PDT by llevrok
LOL! You and my wife would enjoy shopping together, I’m sure. Her middle name is “Imelda”.
He’ll never be a real woman no matter what he cuts off or implants. I feel so sorry for his family.. how horrible.
He can't even be a proper "transsexual" (please pardon the oxymoron) because the skin of what he chopped off is used in the operation. He's a psychopath who has completely neutered himself.
From the track list:
1. "Money Is Flesh"
2. "Fool"
3. "A Screw"
4. "Anything For You"
5. "Coward"
6. "A Hanging"
7. "Stupid Child"
8. "Another You"
FRANCIS:
Why are you always on about women, Stan?
STAN:
I want to be one.
REG:
What?
STAN:
I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.
REG:
What?!
LORETTA:
It’s my right as a man.
JUDITH:
Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA:
I want to have babies.
REG:
You want to have babies?!
LORETTA:
It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
REG:
But... you can’t have babies.
LORETTA:
Don’t you oppress me.
REG:
I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
LORETTA:
[crying]
Exactly what I was thinking.
He still doesn’t have an “innie.” But wait a sec, I’ll bet this determined builder has a drill and a plan ...
Wow, he castrated himself? That guy sure has big brass...oops, no he doesn’t.
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