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Mark Your Calendars - National Underwear Day is tomorrow.
Zig Zigler website | 8-7-07 | edcoil

Posted on 08/07/2007 9:05:57 AM PDT by edcoil

Coming up this week:

Aug 7- Professional Speakers Day

Aug 8- National Underwear Day

Aug 9- Veep Day

Aug 10- S'mores Day

Aug 11- Kool-Aid Day

Aug 12- Vinyl Record Day

It is National Fraud Awareness Week


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To: edcoil; martin_fierro

Ummm,,, I’ll wait for Birthday Suit Day.


41 posted on 08/07/2007 11:59:37 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: LUV W; Daffynition
No prob. The Henry the 8th is all felt and fluff.



Unless you are thinking armor.
42 posted on 08/07/2007 11:59:47 AM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: Lady Jag

Yellow spot in the front; brown spot in the back???


43 posted on 08/07/2007 12:05:13 PM PDT by ForGod'sSake (ABCNNBCBS: An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)
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To: edcoil

Damn, I guess I’ll have to go to K-mart and get some. Definitely K-mart.


44 posted on 08/07/2007 12:06:13 PM PDT by Clam Digger (Hey Bill O'Reilly, you suck! How's that for pithy?)
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To: Lady Jag

Purchased almost exclusively by guys who drive corvettes.


45 posted on 08/07/2007 12:13:22 PM PDT by Clam Digger (Hey Bill O'Reilly, you suck! How's that for pithy?)
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To: ForGod'sSake

Truly. The skidmarks of a frightened man.


46 posted on 08/07/2007 12:16:04 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: Clam Digger
Purchased almost exclusively by guys who drive corvettes.

Based on that, there's a new feature from Lexus -


Tiger Woods was on his way to Augusta National Golf Course in Georgia to play golf. He took the opportunity to drive his new Lexus through the hills of the Blue Ridge Mountains. While in Tennessee, he stopped to get gas at a little podunk service station in the middle of nowhere. There was an attendant with buck teeth and bib-overalls sitting on the bench outside of the station. The attendant knew absolutely nothing of golf and certainly didn't know who Tiger Woods was.

While Tiger was pumping the gas, a couple of golf tees fell from his pocket onto the ground.

Uhhh, say there, fella. You dropped somethin'," noticed the attendant.

"Oh, yea, thanks. Those are my tees," replied Tiger.

"Your what?" came the response.

"TEES, " said Tiger.

"Well, what-er them fo'? "

"They're tees -- you know . . . They hold up my balls when I'm driving."

"Well, ga-a-a-awwww-lee-e-e-e," remarked the attendant,

"Them Lexus folks think of everything, don't they?"


 

47 posted on 08/07/2007 12:19:38 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: Lady Jag
Which reminds me -- Had an uncle once that could blow smoke out his rearend. Although I never actually saw him do it, I did see the nicotine stains...
48 posted on 08/07/2007 12:19:55 PM PDT by ForGod'sSake (ABCNNBCBS: An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly.)
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To: Millee; Maximus of Texas

I can’t believe y’all aren’t here already...


49 posted on 08/07/2007 1:37:58 PM PDT by LongElegantLegs ("What quails?" asked Jack)
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To: Lady Jag
So are we supposed to give them to everyone or just intimates.
50 posted on 08/07/2007 2:36:52 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: TASMANIANRED

What? Should scare men?


51 posted on 08/07/2007 2:47:10 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: Lady Jag

I guess it would...


52 posted on 08/07/2007 2:56:48 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: Lady Jag
Mark Your Calendars - National Underwear Day is tomorrow.

Should we mark our underwear for National Calendar Day?

53 posted on 08/07/2007 3:14:47 PM PDT by OSHA (Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)
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To: Lady Jag; devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; Seadog Bytes
Sadly, I deleted your 'sheep in braaaaas' gif that I made!


54 posted on 08/07/2007 3:46:23 PM PDT by potlatch (MIZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MIKAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_MAZARU_ooo_‹(•¿•)›_ooo_))
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To: ForGod'sSake; TASMANIANRED; OSHA; potlatch; devolve; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; Seadog Bytes
Now that my website's back up, it's marked up alright. It's the mark of Zorro!

OSHA's right, we should mark our underwear for National Calendar Day.


55 posted on 08/07/2007 4:26:41 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: edcoil

Profit...

56 posted on 08/07/2007 4:37:07 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: edcoil
Aug 12- Vinyl Record Day

From today's news:

Possible record collection of Adolf Hitler found

57 posted on 08/07/2007 7:58:47 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Lady Jag
"Unless you are thinking armor."

Or amour. Centuries later, nothing has changed.


58 posted on 08/07/2007 8:02:11 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Daffynition
Nice Obsession.


59 posted on 08/07/2007 8:24:59 PM PDT by Lady Jag (The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.)
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To: Lady Jag; Slings and Arrows; Cagey
HAHAHA! I love it!

HAPPY UNDERWEAR DAY!

A rather timely [and last minute] gift for your SO....

The art of Underwear Repair has been lost overtime...

Hey, Men! Tired of wearing the same shredded, dirty underwear day after day? Now you don't have to with the Men's Underwear Repair Kit!

This handy, inexpensive kit provides you with the two essentials every man needs to get their unsightly under shorts back into presentable shape:

* DUCT TAPE (the universal fix-all)

and

* A BOTTLE OF WHITE-OUT

Now you can save not only your drawers, but also your dignity.

The Men's Underwear Repair Kit fits neatly in your dresser drawer or your car's glove compartment (for those last-minute, emergency date situations).

And Women, this is an especially thoughtful gift to give that special guy of yours -- imagine the look of delight on his surprised face!

HAPPY UNDERWEAR DAY!

60 posted on 08/08/2007 6:36:11 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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