Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, “I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.”
“Odd,” her companion replied, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
“Two dogs, please,” said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their ‘dogs.’
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, “What part did you get?”
Store owner: Sister Mary, you know we don’t sell to nuns.
Nun: oh, this is for Mother Superior, she has bad case of constipation, and we think this will do the trick.
Store owner: Sure sister..here ya go.
about half hour later, store owner hears a lotta singing and carrying-on outside his shop.
Sure enough, Sister Mary is tanked to the gills.
Store owner: Sister Mary ! I thought you said this was for Mother Superior’ s constipation !
Nun: It is. When Mother Superior gets a load of me, she’s gunna sh$t.