Lohan Defends Herself After Arrest

Breitbart.com ^ | 7/24/07 | Sandy Cohen

[Roberts]

There you have it -- she's innocent. A regular Count of Monte Cristo. The cocaine in her pocket was not hers.

Moving along, nothing to see here . . .

[misterrob]

The 12 Suggested Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous

1) We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.

2) Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3) Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4) Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5) Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6) Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7) Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8) Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9) Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10) Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11) Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

She follows the above and she will live a fulfilling and happy life. If not she’s dead by the time she’s 30.

[stm]

"I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine."

There's a white trash line right out of COPS.

They were in your pocket you f'n idiot. What's next, Mark Furman planted them there to frame you?

[Oztrich Boy]

The cocaine in her pocket was not hers.

"I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine"

How was she wearing someone else's pants?

[misterrob]

That’s actually plausible given her history.

[dfwgator]

Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

[Mr. Jeeves]

"That's...uh...not mine!"

[rabscuttle385]

Now would be the time for her to shut up and lay low, if she was smart.

Lindsay Lohan was awfully cute back in Parent Trap in 1998 (I was 13 at the time), but now, she's...deplorable.

[mtbopfuyn]

All this publicity will only bring her more $$$ for her next movie.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

She she STOLE the coke on top of driving drunk on a suspended license??? lol

[ClearCase_guy]

Now would be the time for her to shut up and lay low, if she was smart.

Shall we take bets on the likelihood of that?

[bannie]

Her mother planted the drugs on her...yea, that's it.

[hunter112]

There's a white trash line right out of COPS.

I remember when Shrek 2 used that line when they parodied "COPS" with "KNIGHTS", and Puss in Boots used it when getting caught with catnip!

[rabscuttle385]

The likelihood of her shutting up and laying low or the likelihood of her actually being smart?

[HOTTIEBOY]

List of celebrity drug related deaths.

Someone leave an empty space for Lohan's name in the near future.

[dfwgator]

I remember when Shrek 2 used that line when they parodied "COPS" with "KNIGHTS", and Puss in Boots used it when getting caught with catnip!

That scene was so funny.

[GSWarrior]

Admitting you have a problem is the fist step toward....never mind!

[CholeraJoe]

Somebody else's cocaine in your car=far fetched but believable

Somebody else's cocaine in your pocket=BS

[CholeraJoe]

Most of the OD’s choked on vomit. Hopefully their own, not someone else’s.

[edcoil]

“”I am innocent... did not do drugs they’re not mine.”

Does this open her up to charges she was dealing then?