[Brainhose]

If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half,
how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[HKMk23]

Old Timer: “That ain’t the way I heered it, when I heered it, Johnny!”

McGee & Molly, in unison: “Oh, Hello, Old Timer!”

Old Timer: “Hi, kids.”

McGee: “So, how DID you hear it, when you heer—, er, heard it?”

Old Timer: “It’s s’posed ta go like THIS: If it takes half a chicken half an hour to lay half an egg, how long does it take a rooster to lay a brass doorknob?”