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To: NicknamedBob
Proof that the world is spherical.

Spheroid. Oblate, to be precise.

Very nearly spherical, but gravitationally prevented from achieving such, with a slight protuberance to one side. A common chicken egg would make a good, albeit quite "ex-egg-erated," 3D model of the form.

Rats.

This whole ___oid thing is just wrong.

I get into this odd mental state where I think things like this:

If 'Preparation H' relieves problems with hemorrhoids, should the great Wall of China be 'Preparation M'?

I'm ROFLOL, but it's probably totally obtuse. That or it'll just hang there in the atmosphere until next weekend when you'll burst out laughing in church.

You're headed for space, and you've packed your 'Preparation H' in case of hemorrhoids, but what will you do in case of asteroids? And -- Extra for Experts -- could they be the same thing? And would that, then, mean the treatment strategy for them would be the same: cream 'em??

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2,136 posted on 08/27/2007 7:12:26 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Nine out of ten orcs attacking Rohan were Saruman's Uruk-hai, not Sauron's! So, why invade Mordor?)
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To: HKMk23

Isaac Asimov postulated that because the moon was so large, and so close, that it seemed obvious to him the world was “pair-shaped”.


2,137 posted on 08/27/2007 7:17:03 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The Ski Haus sign says, "See You Next Fall!" -- Orthopedics Clinic next door, the sign says "Ditto!")
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To: HKMk23
...If 'Preparation H' relieves problems with hemorrhoids, should the great Wall of China be 'Preparation M'?...

LOL! Not obtuse st all!

2,140 posted on 08/28/2007 5:47:55 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I'm going to pay off all my debts even if I have to borrow money to do it!)
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