I'm afraid I'm not joking. I originally posted this back in February. However, YouTube pulled the link. I found a new link and decided to post a new thread, because if I posted the new link to the end of the old thread, it would be buried.
Some of the posts on the old thread are amazing, to say the least. :(
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1782983/posts