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Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt.....and tree branches

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thought you might enjoy this pong

[Revolting cat!]

Cut me down, but I’m rootin’ for the stick up bud!

[Vince Ferrer]

Of course the tree would rob a bank, money wasn’t growing on him...

[Samwise]

Aspen for trouble ping!

[rfp1234]

—Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt.....and tree branches—

George Walking Bush.

[DancesWithCats]

with tree branches duct taped to his body

Must pay attention to the clues ... I KNOW who did it!

[isom35]

ex-Oakland Raider Cliff Branch?

[Wilhelm Tell]

I think that I shall never see, br> A robber as funny as a tree...

Seriously, that robber must have an IQ of 70 or be on drugs or both. What was he thinking?

Yeah, I'll just duct tape branches to myself and when I walk in to the bank and demand money they will think that I am a tree. And then I'll run away because trees run around all the time and no one notices and I will blend in with the real trees... No, I'll just stand there and no one will notice that I am not a tree as I hold the money bag... No, I'll run slowly away and maybe no one will catch on that I am not a tree. Oh, then there is that little problem in that trees do not talk. Maybe if I talk fast enough I will take them by surprise. They will give me the money and after I run away they will say, "On second thought I bet that was not a real tree after all!" My tree disguise is so clever. I am really, really smart and I am also handy with duct tape.

[ZULU]

Must have been a branch bank.

[SunkenCiv]

Probably just local deadwood.

[umgud]

He couldn’t have gone far. He has roots in the community.

[nicmarlo]

Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree,

Humor (to me) ping. : )

[anymouse]

When asked in an afternoon press conference about the status of the FBI hunt to find this criminal, President Bush’s only comment was, “got wood?”

[Zuriel]

A clever escape plan, should someone attempt to chase him down. As they would reach for him, he would break away, and leaf them.

Of course the police commander wood then order his men to branch out and find the feller.

[mylife]

A treemendously daring plan!

[Thinkin' Gal]

Shoot, how long before he’s transplanted to an insane a xylem?

[M. Espinola]

This Tree man nut sounds like he might be from way up in northern New Hampshire where there is absolutely nothing to do :)

[rfp1234]

[SkyPilot]

"McFly...now make like a tree, and get out of here!" Biff Tannen

[azhenfud]

He risked leaf and limb in the attempt.