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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert
Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
July 7, 2007
Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.
The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.
The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.
Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: Vince Ferrer
I just watched the Fox video...That duct tape is really gonna hurt when he pulls it out of his hair...
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:12:04 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
To: Revolting cat!
"I cut down trees, I jump and run, I like to press wild flowers..."
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:14:38 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: sittnick
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:14:52 PM PDT
by
Ciexyz
To: Luke Skyfreeper
ROFLOLOL. I wonder if this guy use to rob home improvement stores, but decided to branch out.
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:18:01 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Soldier fighting the terrorists in the Triangle of Death)
To: Professional Engineer
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:18:20 PM PDT
by
Samwise
(Official Fred Head)
To: nuconvert
—Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt.....and tree branches—
George Walking Bush.
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:19:32 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: nuconvert
with tree branches duct taped to his body Must pay attention to the clues ... I KNOW who did it! 
To: puroresu
You forget that some ents had black hearts and wood attack others.
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:21:10 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Father of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Soldier fighting the terrorists in the Triangle of Death)
To: dfwgator
Was it this guy?
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:22:31 PM PDT
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(There once was a dream called, "Hippy Beat Down." The mere whisper of if caused cops to cry)
“Deciduous Dan em-barks on another branch job”
“Police stumped!”
“Conifers with experts!”
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:23:28 PM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(Liberals, A terrorists best friend!)
To: null and void; martin_fierro
“I’m probably going to hate myself for this, but please add me to your ping list...”
Self-loathing is not fitting for heartless Republicans. Qualification to merit addition to this ping list is merely the willingness to inflict devastating, family-safe pun-ishment upon the sense of humor of others, in hopes that THEY will be tolerant....
Per your request(s) Null has been added. Unfortunately, Void has been placed on probationary status, pending germination.
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:24:07 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: nuconvert
ex-Oakland Raider Cliff Branch?
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:25:42 PM PDT
by
isom35
To: ApplegateRanch
“he lumbered through the door.”
(groan!)
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:27:10 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
Please add me to your Funners & Punners ping list
Thanks
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:30:12 PM PDT
by
nuconvert
([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
To: dfwgator
To: isom35
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:32:31 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
There is a pung list? Plant me in it!
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:33:06 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(We all need someone we can bleed on...)
To: nuconvert
I think that I shall never see, br> A robber as funny as a tree...
Seriously, that robber must have an IQ of 70 or be on drugs or both. What was he thinking?
Yeah, I'll just duct tape branches to myself and when I walk in to the bank and demand money they will think that I am a tree. And then I'll run away because trees run around all the time and no one notices and I will blend in with the real trees... No, I'll just stand there and no one will notice that I am not a tree as I hold the money bag... No, I'll run slowly away and maybe no one will catch on that I am not a tree. Oh, then there is that little problem in that trees do not talk. Maybe if I talk fast enough I will take them by surprise. They will give me the money and after I run away they will say, "On second thought I bet that was not a real tree after all!" My tree disguise is so clever. I am really, really smart and I am also handy with duct tape.
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:33:57 PM PDT
by
Wilhelm Tell
(True or False? This is not a tag line.)
To: nuconvert
Must have been a branch bank.
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:38:25 PM PDT
by
ZULU
(Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
To: ZULU
Do these leaves make my bole look big.
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posted on
07/07/2007 8:54:09 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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