[nuconvert]

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt.....and tree branches

[savedbygrace]

On his way out of the bank, he yelled, “Now I’m going to leave.”

[lowbridge]

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and a blue shirt.....and tree branches

Did they say what species of tree? Oak? Pine? After all, we dont want them sending in the dogs who will only bark up the wrong tree.

[sittnick]

This requites more study . . . we need to find the root cause of this behavior.

I believe the branch in question is off of Elm.

The robber is probably just pining for a better way of life. That is why he needles banks.

Later, a Keebler Elf was found covered in red dye.

[Past Your Eyes]

What a sap. The man must have no heart.

[Larry Lucido]

He looked seedy. He made the watchdog bark, and the guard had to use his sap.

[Clintonfatigued]

Probably a migrant from Massachusetts.

[Larry Lucido]

The getaway driver, twiggy.

[Irish Rose]

I had to drop by - knowing FReepers, a thread with a title like this has to be fun.

[Fido969]

Cops should have nipped this one in the bud.

[JimSEA]

This crook has an insanity defense that I would at least listen to.

[windsorknot]

“Give me all of your carbon dioxide!”

[Revolting cat!]

As a result of the financial loss, Citizen’s Bank has decided to cut the growth of its branches, and trim its payroll.

[pepperdog]

Did anyone actually see a weapon or was he just all bark?

[Graybeard58]

As usual, I get here too late. All the awful puns have already been used.

[tired1]

i didn’t do it, i think...

[Revolting cat!]

So, how much money did he carry out in his palms?

[RockinRight]

Al Gore?

[april15Bendovr]

Rumor has it his mother does not approve

[Loyal Buckeye]

Tell me he didn’t say Allah Barkar as he left the bank.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“Bank robbery; get the chain saw”

Mr Gore, get out of the way....