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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert

Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank

July 7, 2007

Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.

The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.

The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: Borax Queen
Good grief.

I hope you got a lot of pesos........

201 posted on 07/07/2007 7:54:34 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: mikrofon

Kudos.


202 posted on 07/07/2007 7:55:46 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor

Why that no good son of a birch ping.


203 posted on 07/07/2007 7:56:02 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: nuconvert

As long as we’re not pundering to the lowest common denominator of taste!


204 posted on 07/07/2007 7:57:30 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: nuconvert

So, when they caught him, did they tear him limb from limb???


205 posted on 07/07/2007 8:00:06 PM PDT by NordP (HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
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To: mikrofon

Lol.
Good one


206 posted on 07/07/2007 8:01:10 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
They should have trunkated him as soon as he lumbered through the door.

He wanted the money to hire a leaf blower, to fluff his buds.

207 posted on 07/07/2007 8:01:10 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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To: nuconvert
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208 posted on 07/07/2007 8:01:29 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

I’m probably going to hate myself for this, but please add me to your ping list...


209 posted on 07/07/2007 8:02:39 PM PDT by null and void (We can oil drill through miles of rock under sea water, drilling thru inches of glass is a snap...)
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To: nuconvert

When he was growing up, his mom asked him “What did you learn in math class today?”, and he replied:

“Gee-ahm-a-tree”.


210 posted on 07/07/2007 8:03:42 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: NordP

I think you’re the first one to come up with that one :~ )


211 posted on 07/07/2007 8:04:19 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: Lakeshark

Si, senor.


212 posted on 07/07/2007 8:04:42 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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I’m stumped as to why this guy would dress like a tree.


213 posted on 07/07/2007 8:05:44 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (Liberals, A terrorists best friend!)
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To: nuconvert
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214 posted on 07/07/2007 8:06:38 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: Pan_Yans Wife; Boxsford

thought you might enjoy this pong


215 posted on 07/07/2007 8:06:40 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: Bigh4u2

Isn’t that a splinter group.


216 posted on 07/07/2007 8:07:28 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: rfp1234

Now that would have been a better disquise


217 posted on 07/07/2007 8:08:03 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: nuconvert

Cut me down, but I’m rootin’ for the stick up bud!


218 posted on 07/07/2007 8:08:38 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (We all need someone we can bleed on...)
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To: nuconvert

Of course the tree would rob a bank, money wasn’t growing on him...


219 posted on 07/07/2007 8:11:16 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: bmwcyle

Nah... It couldn’t have been an Ent. An Ent would have been arrested since it would have taken him an hour just to say “Give me the money, hoooomarooom”.


220 posted on 07/07/2007 8:11:33 PM PDT by Redcloak (The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)
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