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Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank
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Posted on 07/07/2007 6:10:59 PM PDT by nuconvert

Man Disguised as Tree Robs New Hampshire Bank

July 7, 2007

Police are on the hunt for a man who robbed a New Hampshire bank on Saturday disguised as a tree, according to MyFoxBoston.com.

The suspect walked into the Citizen's Bank in Manchester with tree branches duct taped to his body and demanded money from the teller.

The teller filled a bag with cash and the suspect took off. A dye pack inside the bag exploded, the Web site reported.

Manchester cops described the man as a white male, between 45 and 50 years old, wearing glasses and

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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: bankrobbery; crime; criminalenterprise; cunningplan; ducttape; newhampshire; shadycharacter; shubbery; stickittohim
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To: TASMANIANRED

“Splinter group from E.L.F.”

I thought that was E.L.M...


121 posted on 07/07/2007 7:01:28 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: nuconvert
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122 posted on 07/07/2007 7:01:29 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: lowbridge
After all, we dont want them sending in the dogs who will only bark up the wrong tree.

LOL You, Sir, owe me a new keyboard and a beer for that comment.
123 posted on 07/07/2007 7:02:34 PM PDT by CMS (When injustice becomes law rebellion becomes duty ||||Liberals: hard on fetuses soft on terrorists)
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To: Past Your Eyes
"I bet it won’t take the cops long to root this guy out."

Oh, I'm sure they're barking up the wrong tree....

124 posted on 07/07/2007 7:02:38 PM PDT by RightOnline
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To: TASMANIANRED

Even his wife says he was ‘birching and birching’ all day long about it.


125 posted on 07/07/2007 7:02:41 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: sushiman

His dad was a bank robber, too.

Apple doesn’t fall too far from the... errr....


126 posted on 07/07/2007 7:02:45 PM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: nuconvert

Guess what song he was humming, as he made his escape?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IY17gMP5QvI


127 posted on 07/07/2007 7:03:20 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: al baby

rotflmao!!


128 posted on 07/07/2007 7:04:44 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! "Read my lips....No new RINO's" !!)
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To: Bigh4u2

He used to belong to ELM before the blight.


129 posted on 07/07/2007 7:05:31 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: yorkie

LoL


130 posted on 07/07/2007 7:05:36 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there are bad people in the pistachio business] (...but his head is so tiny...))
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To: Calpernia; i_dont_chat; TASMANIANRED; southernnorthcarolina; Inspectorette; MacDorcha; Bigh4u2

This was a sad sap whose scruples boughed. He is knot headed for a productive life of carpentree.


131 posted on 07/07/2007 7:05:41 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: Bigh4u2

What a crab apple..switch,switch, switch.


132 posted on 07/07/2007 7:06:20 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: TASMANIANRED

“He used to belong to ELM before the blight.”

Ahhh...Now we’re getting somewhere..

He’s DUTCH!!!!


133 posted on 07/07/2007 7:06:24 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: MacDorcha
There were branches that had more money, but they were too far away and had tougher security.

Instead, he went for the low-hanging fruit.

134 posted on 07/07/2007 7:06:41 PM PDT by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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To: CAWats
Speaking of 'bark' reminds me of an old Rip Taylor joke:


Once there was a guy named Mark, who got hopelessly lost in the woods. Wandering around trying to find his way out, he heard someone calling his name: "Mark! Mark!"

Pausing to locate the direction of the call, he listened quietly, until he heard again: "Mark! Mark!" He ran in the direction of the sound, breathlessly coming into a clearing in the woods. There sitting in the clearing was a little puppy dog with a hare lip, going "Mark! Mark!" :0)

135 posted on 07/07/2007 7:06:52 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (The Democrat Party: radical Islam's last hope)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

That’s not moss on his north side, it’s the dye pack.


136 posted on 07/07/2007 7:07:27 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: nuconvert

A member of the John Birch Society?


137 posted on 07/07/2007 7:08:10 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: 4yearlurker

groannnnnn


138 posted on 07/07/2007 7:08:19 PM PDT by LukeL (Never let the enemy pick the battle site. (Gen. George S. Patton))
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To: Bigh4u2

He was in a tragic accident..Roasted his chestnuts before an open fire.


139 posted on 07/07/2007 7:09:18 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Taz Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge)
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To: rfp1234

I heard he was going to join the ‘Wood Workers Union’.

Until he found out that HE would be the PROJECT...


140 posted on 07/07/2007 7:10:28 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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