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Jessica Alba wants women magazines to show "penises"!
Daily India.com ^
| 07.06.07
| From our ANI Correspondent
Posted on 07/06/2007 9:54:13 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Sam's Army; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro
Aw heck, it is a Friday afternoon, and it is a Jessica Alba thread. I think I'll share a little story (which is absolutely true BTW)
My five year old son is in a weird phase. He was begging me to rent him fantastic four. I asked him why he wanted to see it again.
"Can I whisper it to you?"
"Yeah."
"I like the part with the girl in her underware." (Jessica Alba has, literally a one second, 4 frame scene.) Know how I know how many frames? 'Cause the next day he fast forwarded to the scene and then slowed it down backwards and forwards. He watched that for about 45 minutes. Then he put it in the computer and did the same thing. Except this time...
"Daddy, can you help me print this out?"
"I don't want to empower your porn addiction, boy."
"I can hide it in my room. In my toy box, mommy will never look there."
"Nah, I don't want to do that."
"Or on top of my dresser. I can pull out the drawers and use them like steps!"
"Damian, that's just not a good idea."
"I think it's the best idea I ever had!"
Kind of disturbing, but at least he's not into guys.
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:25:27 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Perdogg
I just want to be fair with Jessica. Show me yours and I’ll show you mine. Deal?
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:26:41 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Millee
I will volunteer to satisfy JA’s wishes, it's for the common good.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:26:43 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
(congratulations - you have just won an ipod nano)
To: Owl_Eagle
Like father like son!!!!
Now I know what you are teaching that boy....
To: Perdogg
Between this, her well known ego, and her public views about having sex with many guys, I’m thinking she’s headed for a troubled future.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:28:06 AM PDT
by
Vision
("Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him." Jeremiah 17:7)
To: Perdogg
46
posted on
07/06/2007 10:28:52 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Perdogg
Jessica - here’s a friendly hint: INTERNET!!!
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:29:46 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Perdogg
"If there was a magazine like that I'd buy it. Nudity's not a big deal to me. I won't go naked in my films, because I don't want to. But that doesn't mean I don't want to see others," she added.
That's kind of funny considering the episode of "Punk'd" she was on when they had the guy come into the clothing store, walk around buck naked and try to interact with her.
To: NorthFlaRebel
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:34:32 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: NorthFlaRebel; Perdogg; Millee
I guess she prefers paper.
Unreal, harmless, useless...
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:36:38 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")
To: Millee
She was afraid and embarrassed.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:37:11 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
(congratulations - you have just won an ipod nano)
"Ahoy matey!"
"Stand by...Coming alongside."
To: JewishRighter
Hillary’s is the biggest.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:38:45 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Gaza: Your one-stop schadenfreude entertainment center.)
To: Darksheare
I bet you her publicist will come out in the next couple of days to claim she was misquoted.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:38:52 AM PDT
by
Perdogg
(congratulations - you have just won an ipod nano)
To: Perdogg
Kinda like Mikey J’s publicist coming out to say Mikey didn’t say what he did?
Yeah, probably.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:40:21 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")
To: Millee
I am very interested in woman's issues.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:42:14 AM PDT
by
agent_delta
( Who needs an iPhone? I still use my Apple Newton.)
To: Millee
She was like, “dude, get away from me. I don’t want to see your junk”. It was funny, because he was acting ridiculous, jumping around, asking her opinion. It was at one of those hollywood stores where they close it for celebs, so it was her, an employee and a naked guy.
To: PBRSTREETGANG
She wants them to show Kerry, Edwards, Kennedy, Dean, etc.?
What would the name of the article be...?
"Balless Wonders..."
To: NorthFlaRebel
Can’t say that I blame her. I hate it when naked guys jump out at me.
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:46:29 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Millee; pissant
Can’t say that I blame her.
I hate it when naked guys jump out at me. Have you told Pissant how you feel?
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posted on
07/06/2007 10:48:53 AM PDT
by
agent_delta
( Who needs an iPhone? I still use my Apple Newton.)
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