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To: Lady Jag; Soaring Feather
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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.
Perhaps it's time to take a reflective look
at the core beliefs of a culture
that values home, family, country and God.
  If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists
who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen
 or so rednecks to back me up.
 
 Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- 
that's what rednecks are made of. 
 I hope I am one of those. 
If you feel the same, pass this on to your
 redneck friends. ...Ya'll know who ya'  are...
 
 You might be a redneck if: 
It never occurred to you to be offended
by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You still say "Christmas"
instead of "Winter Festival."
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You bow your head when someone prays.
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You stand and place your hand over your heart
whenever they play the National Anthem.
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect,
 and always have.
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You've never burned an American flag. 
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You know what you believe and
aren't  afraid to say so,
no matter who is listening.
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You respect your elders and
expect your kids to do the same.
 
 You might be a redneck if:  
You'd give your last dollar to a friend. 
 
 If you're seeing this, it is because
I believe that you, like me,
may have just enough Red Neck
in you to share some of the same
core beliefs as those mentioned above.


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...and...

God Bless the USA !!!


339 posted on 07/11/2007 4:01:33 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
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To: Seadog Bytes; Lady Jag; NY Attitude; All
Good thoughts, this is a little silly.



Redneck Bumper Stickers
You're An EXTREME Redneck
When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.


2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.


4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night


5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.


6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."


7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.


8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.


9. Your junior prom offered day care.


10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."


11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.


12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.


13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.


14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.


15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.


16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.


17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
340 posted on 07/11/2007 4:21:55 PM PDT by Soaring Feather (I Soar 'cause I can....)
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To: Seadog Bytes; Soaring Feather

That was a shocker. I was expecting something entirely different and got something much better.


341 posted on 07/11/2007 5:10:09 PM PDT by Lady Jag (I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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