[marron]

The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores

Thats funny.

[doc1019]

Had a liberal acquaintance tell me recently (with a straight face) that most people get their news from the Internet because they can’t read!

[Jeff Chandler]

The Arizona Republic is read by people who are walking past the newspaper rack in the Circle K after they purchased beer (but only the front page, above-the-fold headlines.)