[CholeraJoe]

He had a lot of ticks on him and his diaper was full,

That's pretty standard for toddlers here in Western Kentuckiana.

[Joe 6-pack]

"He had a lot of ticks on him and his diaper was full..."

Back in the day, I left the Phoenix Hill Tavern a number of times in the same condition...

[DeFault User]

I hope they will have Connor checked for Rocky Mountain Spotted fever given all those tick bites.

But that's a low price to pay for having the toddler returned safely.