Jelly and PoPCorn

To: FreeManWhoCan

Do you remember when the Knights Who Until Recently Said “Ni!” couldn’t stop saying the “Forbidden Word”?

81 posted on 06/30/2007 12:26:17 PM PDT by Redcloak (The 2nd Amendment isn't about sporting goods.)

To: goodwithagun

My father-in-law is a 30+ employee of Smucker's. Everything is harvested and made right here in the good old U.S. of A.

Give him a big hug from me, he helped save my life once.
I was working in the hinterlands of S Korea for two weeks and there was NOTHING even resembling any of the 4 major southern US food groups. (Grease, potatoes, BBQ, and cornbread)
I went into a largish grocery store and found Tony the Tiger's smiling face on a box otherwise fully in Korean, a single jar of Peter Pan peanut butter and two jars of Smuckers strawberry jam (covered with dust). Along with some cold milk and some sliced bread fresh from a bakery I was able to survive.

82 posted on 06/30/2007 12:31:32 PM PDT by OSHA (Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)

That ain't why you call her "fur tongue".

Oops. Tried to fool you guys. But she does claim the moose was a male.

83 posted on 06/30/2007 12:33:27 PM PDT by Socratic (Never be afraid to try something new. An amatuer built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic.)

To: toomanygrasshoppers; no-to-illegals; Squantos; sit-rep

I love the smell of jellied gasoline in the morning. It smells like....popcorn.

84 posted on 06/30/2007 12:40:19 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Duncan Hunter 2008)

the 4 major southern US food groups. (Grease, potatoes, BBQ, and cornbread)

Potatoes are for Yankees and hogs. Grits is groceries.

85 posted on 06/30/2007 12:41:58 PM PDT by rogue yam

To: FreeManWhoCan

86 posted on 06/30/2007 12:42:47 PM PDT by LibKill (Bush betrayed conservatives on Immigration. NO support for Bush.)

Never been a grits guy but I’ll take some taters and onions fried in bacon grease.

87 posted on 06/30/2007 12:45:17 PM PDT by OSHA (Liberals will lick the boot on their necks if they think the other boot is on yours and mine.)

C’mon sister_T, it’s all in fun.

88 posted on 06/30/2007 12:56:06 PM PDT by RockinRight (FRedOn. Apply Directly To The White House!)

Does she own the book “Where the Curly Red Fur Grows?”

89 posted on 06/30/2007 12:56:55 PM PDT by RockinRight (FRedOn. Apply Directly To The White House!)

To: FreeManWhoCan

An illegal moose just bit my sister :-D

The cheese was also snuck across the border, making this thread hugh and series, lolol!

90 posted on 06/30/2007 1:01:14 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (Head Caterer for the FIRM)

To: FreeManWhoCan

“Immigration”

What did I win?

91 posted on 06/30/2007 1:04:09 PM PDT by SerpentDove (See you at the bill signing. NOT.)

Damned illegal Mormons hanging out in front the Home Depot make me CRAZY!

92 posted on 06/30/2007 1:06:23 PM PDT by elizabetty (Perpetual Candidate using campaign donations for your salary - Its a good gig if you can get it.)

To: Dumpster Baby

93 posted on 06/30/2007 1:07:44 PM PDT by BenLurkin

To: toomanygrasshoppers

Just gross enough kids will probably love it!

94 posted on 06/30/2007 1:09:56 PM PDT by antceecee (Western countries really aren't up to winning this war on terror... it might offend the terrorists.)

Yeah! Everyone knows that Mormons aren't reeeeal illegal aliens! ;-)

95 posted on 06/30/2007 1:29:13 PM PDT by uglybiker (relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)

To: FreeManWhoCan

I want to know how many unborn babies have to be aborted before we’ll all stop worrying about jelly and popcorn.

96 posted on 06/30/2007 2:02:14 PM PDT by Huntress (The United States already has enough people with college degrees. Who is going to cut their tobacco?)

To: FreeManWhoCan

“This is an experiment to see how long it will take a freeper to mention illegals or immigration in a post that has nothing to do with illegals or immigration.”

Zero, you lose.
You mentioned it in the article body.

97 posted on 06/30/2007 2:05:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")

To: Ingtar; FreeManWhoCan

Trolls and morons very rarely recognize their own words quoted back to them.

98 posted on 06/30/2007 2:06:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")

To: FreeManWhoCan

Lamentation 101

I think FR will never see
A thread that's immigration-free,
Or one proclaiming, "Oy, gevalt!
"It really has been Bush's fault!"

99 posted on 06/30/2007 2:14:28 PM PDT by gcruse

To: 80 Square Miles

>I spose it depends on who harvests the popcorn....

-----------------------------------------------------------

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental Floss

Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
To somebody else . . .
But then, on the other hand I would...

Keep the wax
'N melt it down
Pluck some Floss
'N swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top (that's why I'm movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
Afternoon . . .

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
An' ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night

And then I'd
Get a cuppa cawfee
'N give my foot a push . . .
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the Dennil Floss Bush

'N then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)...

100 posted on 06/30/2007 2:30:26 PM PDT by theFIRMbss

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