Waiting in line for anything like this, like Star Wars or a video game console, or whatever is stupid. Waiting in line for a cell phone is double stupid.
Phones suck, there is basically nothing you can do to a phone to make it not suck, except disconnect it. The only time phones don’t totally suck is in an emergency. Maybe the iPhone causes emergencies so when you have to use the phone it sucks less? Maybe? I don’t know. I am just so grateful I don’t have an iPhone or anything else iCult.
Mmmmmmm, truthy.