Looks like something they’d sell in Berkeley, California. But it’d have to be from organic cotton. LOL!
Democrat Anthem
(Sung to the tune of “God Save the Queen”\”My Country ‘Tis of Thee”)
My country I hate thee,
Piss on thy liberty,
I want more power.
I’ll tax ye to poverty,
Meanwhile praise Billary,
For thy doomed economy...
In its last hour.
My country, my free ride,
I commit genocide,
Waco burned fast.
Make women, children fry,
Slander to justify,
Thou believst the official lie...
Real dissention won’t last.
My country, all my sheep,
Lay down, go back to sleep,
Watch network news.
Constitution leave on the shelf,
Do not think for thyself,
Believe every lie we tell...
Ignore all the clues.
My country trust in me,
Police statehood brings safety,
Ask Alger Hiss.
Turn in thy cars that run,
Don’t need those scary guns,
Adolph we could have won...
In times like this.
My country give to me
Your lives and liberty,
Too late to refuse.
Your hard work got us here,
We pull strings everywhere,
We’ve made you too dumb to care...
And now you lose