Democrat Anthem
(Sung to the tune of “God Save the Queen”\”My Country ‘Tis of Thee”)
My country I hate thee,
Piss on thy liberty,
I want more power.
I’ll tax ye to poverty,
Meanwhile praise Billary,
For thy doomed economy...
In its last hour.
My country, my free ride,
I commit genocide,
Waco burned fast.
Make women, children fry,
Slander to justify,
Thou believst the official lie...
Real dissention won’t last.
My country, all my sheep,
Lay down, go back to sleep,
Watch network news.
Constitution leave on the shelf,
Do not think for thyself,
Believe every lie we tell...
Ignore all the clues.
My country trust in me,
Police statehood brings safety,
Ask Alger Hiss.
Turn in thy cars that run,
Don’t need those scary guns,
Adolph we could have won...
In times like this.
My country give to me
Your lives and liberty,
Too late to refuse.
Your hard work got us here,
We pull strings everywhere,
We’ve made you too dumb to care...
And now you lose
From George Carlin:
Oh beautiful, for smoggy skies, insecticided grain
For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea!
“In America”
We’ll the eagle’s been flying slow, and the
flag’s been flying low, and a lot of people’s
saying that America’s fixing to fall. But
speaking just for me and some people from
Tennessee, we got a thing or two to tell
you all. This lady may have stumbled but she
ain’t never fell. And if the our enemies don’t
believe that they can all go straight to hell.
We’re gonna put her feet back on the path
of the righteousness and then God bless America
again.
And you never did think that it ever would
happen again. In America, did you? You never
did think that we’d ever get together again.
Well we damn sure fooled you. We’re walking
real proud and we’re talking real loud again in
America. You never did think that it ever would
happen again.
From the sound up in Long Island out to San
Francisco Bay, and ev’ry thing that’s in between
them is our home. And we may have done a little
bit of fighting amongst ourselves, but you outside
people best leave us alone. Cause we’ll all stick
together and you can take that to the bank.
That’s the cowboys and the hippies and the rebels
and the yanks. You just go and lay your head on a
Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I think you’re gonna
finally understand.
And you never did think that it ever would
happen again. In America, did you? You never
did think that we’d ever get together again.
Well we damn sure fooled you. We’re walking
real proud and we’re talking real loud again in
America. You never did think that it ever would
happen again.