[ButThreeLeftsDo]

HOLY COW!!!

(Video at link)

[Pelham]

Where’s the beef?

[Mercat]

My great aunt had two pet steer. My mother’s cousin (God bless her she’s the only one of that generation still alive) lives alone outside of St. Joe TX on several hundred acres. She’s about 80, runs 200 head of cattle and has several oil wells on the property but she also has a pet cow, dog and two cats. Her son drives about 100 miles every other day to check on her and feed the cattle.

[cripplecreek]

Precedent set for getting Rosie O’Donut to shut the heck up?

[Quix]

The jerky neighbor needs to get a life.

[NonValueAdded]

Minnesota ... who is the neighbor, Al Franken? What kind of nimrod lives in a farming community and complains about animal sounds? And if the city attorney isn’t sure if it is an enforceable citation, then why was the citation issued? Carol needs a rooster and, as the news talent said, a donkey.

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Yuppies moved from the BayArea out to the country up here where all kinds of farm animals have been for years.

They filed a complaint/suit against their neighbors' jackass - braying at dawn woke 'em up!

Got laughed out of court...

[Caramelgal]

It's important to note too that Karyl's land is a zoned farm

It’s like the folks who buy homes next to an existing airport then complain about the noise or the recent case of new homes built next to an amusement park whose residents then complained about hearing people screaming on the roller coaster that forced the park owner to post signs, saying “No Screaming Allowed”.

Ridiculous!

How much do you want to bet that Hylle's next door neighbor is some Chardonnay swilling, tofu loving, Prius driving, McMansion dwelling, anti-bovine, liberal hypocrite.

[Dumpster Baby]

"What ya in for?"

"Nuisance Cow Mooing."

"Yer a dead man."

[mikrofon]

Perhaps the cow’s owner can corral some support among her fellow farmers in the area, and then the yoke will be on the county officials...

[Islander2]

Everything here sounds normal to me. Put yourself in the steer’s place (painful thought I know) here you are in the pasture skarfing up some fine grass grub and you look across the fence where these gorgeous cows (broads) are and you have no equipment to do a damn thing about it. Wouldn’t you moo
or more likely bellow also ?
On second thought, if you were PC (poor critter) raised you would not.

Mahalo

[Shadowstrike]

And just when you think it can’t get any weirder...

Just how stupid is this neighbor? Cows MOO!

And if I was Wally’s owner (since the land is zoned FARM) I WOULD go get me 49 more Steers.

This citation can’t be enforceable, it just can’t be.

I would sue the neighbor in return. Excessive and dangerous stupidy.That should be against the law.

[Daffynition]

[Daffynition]

[EveningStar]

TaЯd ping!

[VOA]

“Steer’s owner ticketed for “Excessive Mooing” (MN)”

Actually that wasn’t just “mooing”.
It was “steer-eze” for “Where’s the rest of me?”.

[unspun]

Minnesota is brimming over with leftist and "moderate" wusses. Been there.

[Billthedrill]

This would get chucked out of a regular court. They should take it to arbitration by somebody who doesn’t have a steak in the solution. That’d loin ‘em.

[festus]

The Hugo city attorney says in his 15 years of prosecuting for the city he has never seen a case like this. He says the next step is to find out if this really is an enforceable citation. He says his hunch is, that it isn't.

Sounds like the city attorney is at least partially sane even if the responding officer was a loon.