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Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR
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Posted on 06/27/2007 5:59:26 AM PDT by SmoothTalker
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To: SmoothTalker
I guess the guy would be hot for this one...
To: SmoothTalker
“All the bales of pine straw look pretty at closing time”
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:24:43 AM PDT
by
PBRSTREETGANG
(Apparently now my party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
To: SmoothTalker; 2A Patriot; 2nd amendment mama; 4everontheRight; 77Jimmy; Abbeville Conservative; ...
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:25:16 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(If you don't have borders, you won't have a nation ~ Mark Steyn)
To: SmoothTalker
I hope he had friends to go his bale
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:26:26 AM PDT
by
tlb
To: SmoothTalker
Brilliant deduction Dr. Watson.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:26:52 AM PDT
by
irishtenor
(There is no "I" in team, but there are two in IDIOT.)
To: SmoothTalker
“It’sh Halloween! I’m jusht helping out thish shcarecrow! *hic* Man, thish ish the hottest damn Halloween, ain’t it?”
}:-)4
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:27:48 AM PDT
by
Moose4
(Effing the ineffable since 1966.)
To: From One - Many
yeah..roll them both on a magnet and look for the baling wire..
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:31:42 AM PDT
by
ken5050
To: Clam Digger
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:40:48 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: upchuck
Embarrassed that we live in SC ping :)
Embarrassed that I cut through this guy's parking lot on my way to the beach.
BTW, that pine straw is pretty gnarly in the daylight. He could do better.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:46:17 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: SmoothTalker
I think this guy may have been posting to me on another thread.
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posted on
06/27/2007 6:59:36 AM PDT
by
smug
(Free Ramos and Compean:)
To: From One - Many
Do you see the difference? even drunk, the difference is quite noticeable. .....since we got our new bailer.....
.....we've bailed some awful perty bails.....
.....but even after way too many drinks.....
.....they ain't THAT perty.....lol
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posted on
06/27/2007 7:22:11 AM PDT
by
cyberaxe
(((.....does this mean I'm kewl now?.....)))
To: upchuck
Did this guy go out to sea and stay too long?
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posted on
06/27/2007 7:23:10 AM PDT
by
thulldud
("Para inglés, oprima el dos.")
To: grjr21; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Deputies think the man had been drinking. Thank you, Captain Obvious.
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posted on
06/27/2007 7:56:24 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Gaza: Your one-stop schadenfreude entertainment center.)
To: SmoothTalker
Actually a bale of pine straw might be an improvement over some of the women to whom he’s tried to give CPR after a long night in the bar.
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:01:44 AM PDT
by
blau993
To: SmoothTalker
Was the straw singing this? “If I only had a brain!”
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:18:40 AM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
(Thompson for President: 2008, 2012: Jindal for President 2016, 2020)
To: SmoothTalker
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:27:42 AM PDT
by
Between the Lines
(I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations.)
To: upchuck
Embarrassed that we live in SC ping :) Why be embarrassed? Chances are he's a tourist. And besides it shows that we have some of the prettiest pine straw around.
Visit South Carolina - Even our pine straw is beautiful.
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:30:38 AM PDT
by
Between the Lines
(I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations.)
To: SmoothTalker
Hey, he had more compassion for that hay bale than Teddy had for mary Jo!
To: Between the Lines
“Visit South Carolina - Even our pine straw is beautiful.”
Yeah, that’s the ticket :)
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:33:19 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(If you don't have borders, you won't have a nation ~ Mark Steyn)
To: SmoothTalker
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posted on
06/27/2007 8:33:34 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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