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1 posted on 06/22/2007 12:06:57 PM PDT by Gondring
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To: Gondring

Beet me to it.


2 posted on 06/22/2007 12:07:50 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Gondring
In other news, Common Sense has been missing in Boulder for some time and is feared to have met with an untimely end.

(With all due apologies to the poor soul who actually is in the Boulder Creek.)

7 posted on 06/22/2007 12:12:24 PM PDT by Bernard (You can't fix stupid. Stop trying.)
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To: Gondring

Pardon me, you look a little pale...


8 posted on 06/22/2007 12:12:38 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Gondring

Keywords just aren’t any fun in lowercase.


9 posted on 06/22/2007 12:12:44 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Gondring

“CSI: Pocatello”

}:-)4


10 posted on 06/22/2007 12:14:15 PM PDT by Moose4 (Effing the ineffable since 1966.)
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To: Gondring

The body soon sank, and all anybody heard was “Bulb, bulb, bulb...”


11 posted on 06/22/2007 12:16:14 PM PDT by gridlock (Vote for Edwards so Hillary can retire, dump Bill, and find love in the arms of a new man...)
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To: Gondring
The aforementioned Tater.

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12 posted on 06/22/2007 12:16:20 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: Gondring

“We got a floater!”


13 posted on 06/22/2007 12:16:51 PM PDT by AU72
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To: Gondring
Sorry, just trying to get a rhizome out of you...
14 posted on 06/22/2007 12:17:14 PM PDT by gridlock (Vote for Edwards so Hillary can retire, dump Bill, and find love in the arms of a new man...)
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To: Gondring

Tuber, eh?

15 posted on 06/22/2007 12:18:19 PM PDT by csvset
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A “Tuber?”

That’s an active verb now?

What’s next, Mr. Potato Head doing handstands on a surfboard?


23 posted on 06/22/2007 12:23:56 PM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
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To: Gondring

A bunch of tubers. /New England accent.

24 posted on 06/22/2007 12:24:48 PM PDT by csvset
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Your version is 'way funnier than mine but I, too, though -- well, tubers.

Not tube-ers.

34 posted on 06/22/2007 12:41:51 PM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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Two Bears !?!

43 posted on 06/22/2007 2:00:48 PM PDT by csvset
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