Oh those WELS Swedes. I knew them well. But hardly like this. Too much Oof Dah from the Lutefisk? Now if it were WELS Germans like myself (at one time...and that's an old story) I'd say it was too much Edelweis mixed with undercooked kraut & brats. But then, that always tended to slow us down some.
I haven't heard so much commotion from my adopted state since Sven & Lars interviewed for a job at the foundry.
The interviewer asked how they could have worked together in the old country, since one said he'd been a diesel fitter and the other made women's pantie hose.
Sven said: "Vell, dat's easy. I made de pantie hose, then gave 'em to Lars who'd say 'ya, diesel fitter'".
That’s after they both got fired as tasters at the M&Ms factory.
They spent all their time trying to peel them.