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Police: Snake-Stealer Bitten, Hospitalized
local6 ^ | 18-june-2007

Posted on 06/18/2007 2:24:23 PM PDT by stainlessbanner

BUSHNELL, Fla. -- A Central Florida man accused of stealing poisonous snakes from a shed was hospitalized after he was bitten several times, according to authorities.

Jonathan Lafever, 20, entered a Bushnell Wal-Mart at about 4 a.m. after suffering the snakebites on his hand, according to Sumter County sheriff's investigators. Employees found him bleeding and called authorities, according to a sheriff's report.

Officials said they discovered five snakes in a box in the trunk of Lafever's car.

The owner of the snakes was contacted and identified all of the stolen snakes, including two Rock rattlesnakes, a Honduran Milk snake, a butter rat snake and a southern hognose snake, according to authorities.

Lafever admitted to stealing the snakes from a shed that had a "Poisonous Snakes" sign posted on it, according to a sheriff's report.

He was airlifted to Orlando Regional Medical Center because Leesburg Regional Hospital did not have antivenin. Lafever was listed in stable condition, officials said.

Lafever has not yet been arrested because he was hospitalized, officials said.


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bite; darwin; fl; idiot; oops; snake
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1 posted on 06/18/2007 2:24:26 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner

Once bitten, twice shy?


2 posted on 06/18/2007 2:25:37 PM PDT by saganite (Billions and billions and billions----and that's just the NASA budget!)
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To: stainlessbanner

This is an actual photo of the elusive North American Idiot.


3 posted on 06/18/2007 2:26:21 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: stainlessbanner

Dumbass


4 posted on 06/18/2007 2:26:53 PM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: stainlessbanner

Breathtakingly stupid.


5 posted on 06/18/2007 2:26:58 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: stainlessbanner

From the look of him, he was repeatedly bitten in the face.


6 posted on 06/18/2007 2:27:29 PM PDT by MediaMole
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To: stainlessbanner

Poetic justice.


7 posted on 06/18/2007 2:28:02 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE ("life is dangerous")
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To: massgopguy

>>>>This is an actual photo of the elusive North American Idiot.<<<<

If only the “elusive” part were true, they seem to be everywhere.


8 posted on 06/18/2007 2:28:11 PM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: stainlessbanner

Trying for the Darwin Award this year, is he? D’oh!


9 posted on 06/18/2007 2:30:12 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom, Bible Thumper and Proud to be an American! RUN, FRED, RUN!!!)
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To: massgopguy

Unfortunately the Floridanus version of Idiotus Americanus is not that rare.


10 posted on 06/18/2007 2:31:06 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Brian J. Marotta, 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub, (1948-2007) Rest In Peace, our FRiend)
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To: stainlessbanner

A somewhat similar news story...

“Woman Bites Penis To Deter Attacker (Attempted Rape)”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1851838/posts

Maybe these two perps in both stories are related?

Dumb and Dumber?


11 posted on 06/18/2007 2:31:17 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: NonValueAdded

True - some of those are imported species.


12 posted on 06/18/2007 2:32:52 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner
Airlifted? They should have used the Wait’n Scrape procedure on the thief.
13 posted on 06/18/2007 2:40:34 PM PDT by Deguello
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To: HEY4QDEMS

Doesn’t do him justice. 8-)

Not only does he get bitten while stealing poisonous snakes, instead of a hospital, he goes to a Walmart.


14 posted on 06/18/2007 2:54:15 PM PDT by kenth (I got tired of my last tagline...)
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To: stainlessbanner

Too bad he didn’t WIN the Darwin... What a TARD !


15 posted on 06/18/2007 2:59:29 PM PDT by RachelFaith
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To: kenth

Don’t they carry “antivenin”...


16 posted on 06/18/2007 3:06:48 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner
We had an idiot building cleaner steal an MP3 player out of our lab.

Our lab happens to be a security camera testing lab. It has about 20 cameras constantly on and archiving.

In a matter of minutes, we had High Def images and video of the event. The perp was fired that evening.

17 posted on 06/18/2007 3:11:02 PM PDT by lormand (Michael Wiener - faux Conservatism for faux Conservatives.)
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To: lormand

LOL, good one!

Reminds me of a news story not too long ago where some idiots decided to rob a gun shop, and if I remember correctly they tried to pull it off using knives. Didn’t turn out too well for the would-be robbers.


18 posted on 06/18/2007 3:18:20 PM PDT by KJC1
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To: stainlessbanner; Slings and Arrows

Almost a Darwin nominee

Look at the eyes; obviously not the brightest bulb on the tree.


19 posted on 06/18/2007 4:59:42 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: metmom

Someplace, there’s a couple of guys laughing their butts off.....after telling the dude he could get a lot of money for the snakes.


20 posted on 06/18/2007 5:04:09 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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